Whisper Sweet Ships in My Ear.

Rachael/29/Bisexual/Agender/Geek/Freak/ Generally a Good Person. She/They Currently attempting to tag all of my posts. Welcome to my garbage can!

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[inthetags]

if there was a letterboxd equivalent but for shows, reblog and put in the tags what you top 4 shows on your profile would be

[frozenfrogz]

“Can’t two guys just be friends?”

Yeah, just not these two guys.

[mayahart]

and he feels like home. ↳ ❅ for @rebecca-weltons

[isayoldbean]

this is so funny i'm gonna throw up. hey everyone did you hear about the new false advertising bundle on steam

[throwupgirl]

chuck making the garrison: this is Anna who will love humans so much she will become one. she has the potential to kill me if she gets wind of my existence though so i have to make sure she dies as soon as she becomes a threat to my story. this is Uriel who will betray the angels for lucifer because he doesnt believe i exist. (smirking) yeah and ill make sure he dies right after he says im not real. that would be baller. ok. this is Castiel who is. what the fuck. ok theres like 400 errors all over this thing who let this off the assembly line...hey metatron do you think itd be funny if i gave this one a little bit of a gay vibe. it wont fix the errors but itd still be funny right? why are you shaking your head. no, it is funny. im funny. put the red pen down. you'll see. you'll fucking see, man.

[immortalbeingz]

[everythingfox]

King sized bed for pocket sized kitty

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Me, after hearing nothing back from Canadian pet stores to find Gremmi more of her beloved carrots, now including photos of her with her carrots and her carrot stall into my emails as guilt tax:

Please have this carrot photo emotionally guilt you into shipping me these toy carrots from your country. Please. Give me the carrots. Let this cat child have her beloved toys. Please. Let my journey to find these toys and a willing shipper and suffering end. Don’t make me start emailing the South African, Australian or UK shops. Pleas—

[konzaprairieunofficial]

A STORE ACTUALLY RESPONDED. The emotional guilt photos worked. The downside is they only have 2 in stock, estimated $20 in shipping, and they even checked with their supplier who doesn’t have the carrots in their catalog anymore 🫠

[konzaprairieunofficial]

The pet store owner when I said no one else had responded:

[konzaprairieunofficial]

New carrots have ARRIVED and we are EXCITED

[konzaprairieunofficial]

In-depth photos and creation of Carrot stall here :) and #a girl and her carrots to see how hard she loves these carrots

Also, to answer: I cannot sew to save my life lol. I have not made a pattern, and I wish I knew what it was about these carrots that she loves so much. She’s so particular; any other carrot toy we give her she turns her nose up at. Something about these one’s size, texture, smell- idk! She just loves them.

[midnightchapter]

Vilnius Bernardine Cemetery covered in blue scillas Vilnius, Lithuania | April 2025

[aletheyass]

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

[justanormalpersin]

Lots of realy cute cats. Last one is one funky cool cat

[wizard-email]

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

[wizard-email]

obsessed with this

[wizardpotions]

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

[achillesinhighheels]

[cognitohazardous]

my luminous mama

[spekterjester]

i was so moved by this picture i had to draw it

[angel-fruitcake]

eric kripke from behind the camera watching jensen and misha do whatever kinda fucked up shit he's gonna make them do on the boys s5

[angel-fruitcake]

ok so rob and rich reposted this and idk what to do w myself right now

[funny-tik-toks]

[allthesepurplelights]

i want to add this 🥲

[craycraybluejay]

Amazing addition

[dodgerofzion]

Well played, Rocky Top.

[crazy-brazilian]

[demigardess]