This is how I live:

I like to laugh and I enjoy taking things too seriously. I'm just starting to figure myself out, or unraveling my sanity.. it's hard to tell the difference. I like the colour purple.

[hardtodefinee]

[stolen-guitar]

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[racheylockholmes]

Boil your pasta not his liver.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ichwillfuckyfucky]

Han & Leia: A Guide to How to Relationship Development since 1977

[memehumor]

Do You Need a Change of Perspective? http://memehumor.tumblr.com

[watch-that-man]

David Bowie 1947 - 2016

Today we mourn the loss of the greatest singer, performer, actor, songwriter, and innovator ever to fall to earth. He once said, “As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And what do I do with the time I’ve got left?” More than most people, David did as much as he possibly could with the time he had with us, and gave more than anyone could have asked. The world thanks you, Ziggy Stardust, Aladdin Sane, Thin White Duke, T. J. Newton, Goblin King, David Robert Jones. David Bowie.

[racheylockholmes]

Do you ever fart with your headphones on and then wonder after whether or not it was silent?

[funnyorhumor]

How To Avoid Offending Other People In Their Own Countries

[nightspell]

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[eggrl-deactivated20151215]

no offense but I have literally no sympathy for homophobes anymore like I don’t care if that’s “how you were raised” it’s fucking 2015 get over it

[racheylockholmes]

I was raised by homophobes and all it made me was embarrassed.

[weloveshortvideos]

*Pulls up to stoplight and looks to left* 

[klefable]

[klefable]

100 notes and NOT ONE OF YOU TOLD ME I SPELLED “FUCKING” WRONG

[klefable]

this post seems to resonate with a lot of people. shoutout to not sleeping for connecting us all i guess

[racheylockholmes]

I didn't notice the misspelling.. probably due to lack of sleep

[beautynthemoonlight-deactivated]

[cimness]

LOOK AT GWENDOLINE ON THE FAR LEFT

[winterpunk]

#there’s so much going on here I don’t even know where to start

[emotrashkylo-deactivated2020102]

Somebody please draw this but in their characters, please

[franzkafkagf]

YES PLEASE

[plastic-knives-and-forks-deacti]

i did the thing

[eabevella]

OMG this is so good!!

[alexander]