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[rad-topgunn]

Suite Life on Top ;)

now with crunchy audio!

this was funnier in my head but i hope you enjoy the video! it was a blast to make

[kcsplace]

Top Gun Silliness

[thesinisterprincezuko]

Look.

If I had a nickel for every time that Lewis Pullman starred in a summer blockbuster as a socially awkward character named Bob, who exists in the same universe as a fighter pilot character played by Danny Ramirez, then I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s really fucking weird that it’s happened twice.

[nixnbob]

Oh yeah, it is twice now 🤣

[boasamishipper]

rest in peace, val

[heavenssins]

danny posting monica and cheering her on… be still my beating heart<3

[jakeseresinnix]

Such a travesty we didn’t get a clear scene of all of them in this uniform. Need Jake Seresin in uniform solo. Cr 📸: Dano Bierbower (pirateeyez on IG)

[goddesspharo]

If any of the Top Gun: Maverick cast members has a movie premiere, you better believe that Greg Tarzan Davis will show up to support them.

[itsonlystatic]

Hello all, just spent the last two days drawing the helmets of all of our favorite aviators!! Enjoy! (And yes I also drew the background)

Might post again at some point with each individually, cause the quality leaves when I put them all together.

[ineffablecrisp]

Special shoutout to Cards Against Humanity

[maverices]

the entire concept of TG:M is so fascinating to me because it's basically like, hey remember that military propaganda movie with the cool jets and weird toxic-yet-kinda-queer masculinity from the 80s? yeah we're making another one of those. the main character is still the same guy, just thirty-something years older. the actor now has complete creative control over the movie. the plot (apart from "we need to blow this thing that belongs to state that is definitely not russia up") is that the main guy is still haunted by the death of his best friend. also the only character we're bringing back from the first movie is his rival-turned-reluctant-ally-turned-life-long friend. he's the reason main guy is still doing his thing because he keeps using his considerable influence to bust him out of whatever situation he's maneuvered himself into. this is explicitly mentioned not once, not twice, not thrice, but four times over the first half of the movie, just to make sure everyone understands that they are so close that the guy who's known for being an absolute stickler for the rules is more than willing to bend and break them just so main guy can keep doing what he loves. the friend is married, but there is no textual evidence that he actually has a wife. he's also chronically ill. the only scene with the friend is the last time the two will ever see each other, and the entire time he re-affirming his absolute trust in the main guy and urges him to let go of his past regrets and look to the future. the scene is basically a one-sided goodbye. at the funeral, the main guy buries his friend with his own wings. anyway where was i going with this

[kcsplace]

Imagine if Bradley was involved in the same sort of crash as Miles Teller but when he was a teenager around 16, which is why he has the facial scars, and that's what was the last straw for an already dying Carole and what prompted her to make Maverick promise, swear to keep her son out of the Navy, out of the air because she can't get another phone call like that again. She cannot have men in uniform standing on her doorstep again to give her the worst news of her life. . She cannot give the Navy her son and get only a flag in return

and standing in that hospital hallway, seeing his godson attached to countless machines, Maverick could do nothing but agree

[a-reader-and-a-writer]

No wonder everyone wants to go by their callsigns in Top Gun. They all have such generic boring first names: Pete. Tom. Nick. Ron. Mike. Rick. Bill. Sam.

The most exciting name anyone could come up with was Leonard?

[justice4atuz]

Am I Gay Test

if you can recognize this pic, i have some bad fucking news...

[kcsplace]

Tom "So Subtle So Smooth" Kazansky literally put a huge picture of himself and his husband in the hall of Top Gun, complete with a little plaque as to who is in the image and where/when it was taken, yet these kids are out here not recognising the love of his life?

Demotions, demotions across the board.

Oh, and he definitely tries to use his power to make May 12th (aka their anniversary) some sort of official holiday to get the day off to spend with Mav.

[justice4atuz]

I think I'm losing my editing skills but here u go.....

[itsicecold]

[kafka-ohdear]

they are so underappreciated its crazy