if we broke up on pictochat crying on my DS

alaster / they.them or he.him / minor / ace / bi 🐀professional full time rat bastard🐀socialist/anarchist/ blue lives dont matter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[femmefataleapologist]

rvb out of context 3/? (part 1) (part 2)

[cometcrystal]

no cops at pride just daphne and her turret and fred and his bazooka

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

This thing looks like a gaming mouse

[thyrell]

just got the new ford egg

[cerastes]

This car got stung by a bee and all you freaks can do is laugh?

[multiscales]

[bogleech]

They really finally havin these real talks in the anime huh

[morphimus]

Serperior said fuck protecting people.

[totem-kommo-o]

Serperior does have hands, but would probably just slither past you without taking them off their back

[nitashinori]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

So what I’m hearing is

this is Serperior.

[prinnay]

Coworkers trying on magic coats

[hometoursandotherstuff]

A Twitter user saw an ad for this neat, unassuming house for sale for less than $159,000. 

It had a beautiful yard, so he made an app’t to see it. And, that’s when things got weird. 

The living room was messy and tacky, but it had a nice spiral staircase, an open 2nd fl. balcony, and Mediterranean style. 

But what was up with this mural of outer space?

And these 2 creepy homemade aliens?

Well, the space theme continued into the dining room. The mural made it look like you were in a spaceship that landed on the moon- see earth off in the distance?

Hmmm. This looks like the conference room in a space ship. 

The kitchen is plain, but still has a few touches, as well as a “sealed” hatch door. 

What, you say you like the beach? This house has you covered. The bedroom has a waterbed and that’s real sand on the floor. 

The bathroom is a tropical rain forest. 

This 2nd bedroom is beautifully staged in a hippie retro theme- notice the square bed- it must be a cardboard box.

Look, this spare room is a blank canvas- you can make it anything you like.

And, I don’t know what this is on the mezzanine. 

The back of the house is nice, but it’s a little overgrown- the ivy is starting to cover some of the windows. It was sold for $152,500.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/quirky-home-for-sale-comes-with-a-spaceship-and-a-beach-inside-1.4944934

[blondejaneblonde]

Whatever the reason, it’s clear that these people were living their absolute best life.

[finnglas]

that’s an Animal Crossing house

[catcrumb]

[rapidhighway]

taking shape

Ps fucked up so I had to draw in Sai. It was 2am, I was very angsty but then I started feeling very soft and thinking about Benrey and Tommy as childhood friends growing up at Black Mesa >:p

[uni416]

The thrilling sequel to this piece, based on the comic by @toesucker

[rapidhighway]

I’m not done

[rapidhighway]

I’m sorry but for some reason I can’t stop laughing every time I hear this line his voice is so cursed xd

[rapidhighway]

Literally the only thing I want to do is redraw hlvrai scenes

[rob-is-not-a-deer]

There was already an scp one of these but it was just basic containment breach references so I made this one.

[orphanofkos]

doofenperry when

[wyldstallyn]

love him

[wyldstallyn]

[quinnfebrey]

pretty sure god is choosing these events the way riverdale writers choose the plot

[seriousjones]

[theycallmey]

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

[coolxatu]

what if god was one of us…