i've never understood the urge to self-infantilize. you don't like growth and progress? taking responsibility doesn't give you satisfaction? completing a complex project does nothing for you? you don't recognize that following your base urges 100% of the time is no way to live? you've never broken a habit or formed a new one? you never deny yourself pleasure because it will be better for you in the future? you're going to capitalize on your lost youth forever? you don't understand the difference between childish (insolence) and childlike (wonder)? television and fiction are such fulfilling pursuits for you that you pursue them to the exclusion of all else? you can't see that your problems get worse while you do this? yikes, gross, AND eww, to be honest... someone has to say it















