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radiation poisoning near you

[evevoli]

if she's your girl why is her leitmotif in my battle theme

[dogpuppy]

[mabelsguidetolife]

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.

[captain-price-returns]

Trump watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[ejgto]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

what the fuck man you cant do that

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[perenial]

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

[perenial]

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[sacred-portal]

[valtsv]

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug