Pantless Thundergoose.

Mik - 25 - they/them - this website changed my brain chemistry and now I take hot people medication

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

[bubblegum-dummy]

Ouughh big stretc- *my spine completely shatters*

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

I wanna scream and shout and let it all out. Scream. And shout. And let it out

[queenforthirteen]

“i asked chatgpt—”

well i asked the kind old friar and he told me to fake my death. immediately

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Was looking for that one video where you're s clown rapping and you say pussemergency and I saw your hrt-unlocked ass. Good shit queen

this one? thanks!

[captain-starskull]

I tried to look up how where to get quality clown noses like that and they were fifty dollars.

[paper-mario-wiki]

that's because the one i have is hand-sculpted and created by an artisan that sells to professional clowns. i take clowning seriously.

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[tedturnerwascrazy]

Disney really didn't need to give Dana more reasons to hate them but by god they gave her some anyway

[berrimoone]

Relistening to Amnesty! My FAVE character hands down— I love a funky lil prophecy guy. :)