Universal Monstrosity

Net safety is for virgins • Dante • 21 • they/he

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[dirtylittlemammals]

You can see my smiley, but eyes are the doors to the windows to the eyes... which, you cant really see

[sacred-portal]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

you don't need to know how to draw to make abominations in tomodachi life btw

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[hotcrossedfangs]

[keelayjams]

Officially Licensed “Sex And The City” Cosmo Dispenser (Rare Promotional Item)

[loveridden1999]

agree to a ceasefire agreement → violate the ceasefire → suffer the consequences of it → claim that the violated terms were never in the "real" agreement → have imf, world bank & wfp back you up → continue bombing lebanon

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Stolen from discord.

[scavengedluxury]

Sainsbury's dog meal and mixed dog biscuits, 1978. From the Sainsbury Archive.

[evilscientist3]

an hour after two edibles and these boxes start communicating with me telepathically

[thyrell]

sainsburys dog newports

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[dogpuppy]

[everydaylouie]

St. Jerome

[dogpuppy]

[plantbard]

Believe women

[frogmoss1]

If I was there she’d have 39,999 cugarwtes

[frogmoss1]

40,001

[frogmoss1]

If I was there she’d be S13 Ep19

[frogmoss1]

40,002 cigaretws

[peflavoredtictac]

hey man what the fuck are you on and can I have some of it

[frogmoss1]

S13 Ep20

[thefailurecult]

[yorickless]

and so what if I do? it's a nice room

[deep-state-partisan]

[sacred-portal]