🌕Egoist🌑

| Keiana/Tris | Virgo | 2002 | Long Time Liker Of Venn Diagrams | Kpoppie |

[darksideoftheshipps]

Plastic suits husbands ✌🏻

Hannibal: I cooked something for you darling.

Moon-Jo: What's that?

Hannibal: The right question is. Who's that?

Moon-Jo: Oh. Okay, who's that?

Hannibal: Y/N

Moon-Jo: I can't wait.

[bowie-boy]

Here are my contributions to this meme

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[reddiesetspn]

the movie: a terrifying clown that eats children, haunts and harasses a bunch of 12 year old outcasts during their summer.

me: ah yes this is the one. this will be my comfort movie

[kaspgaytozier]

⭐ A collection of Benverly-Reddie Parallels ⭐ It: Chapter One (2017) | It: Chapter Two (2019) Dir. Andy Muschietti

based on @matuk-art ‘s videos (link in notes) 

[blowjob-horseguy]

Idk who needs to hear this but your natural voice is good actually.

I don't care how monotone it is, I don't care if it's deep or high, I don't care if you lisp, or stutter, or have an accent, or a vocal stim, or a tic

Your voice is good and nice and polite and you deserve to speak and be listened to

[kaijuno]

[thvcure]

[rogha]

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[rogha]

make your own post

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

[knowwhatimeme]

[givemeinternet]

[givemeinternet]

[wellwhatthehellme]

rb this first

[tellmethatstoryagain]

please watch this

[delmondo]

ok but he slick af with it

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

ok but he slick af with it

[auckie]

ok but he slick af with it

[oofaloopagus]

ok but he slick af with it

[paperbloghouse-deactivated20200]

ok but he slick af with it

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[youmustinteract]

*writes you a love letter*

*you can't read my shitty handwriting*

[arthursshittypoetry]

Merlin & Arthur in Every Episode - 1x09 “Excalibur” 

+ bonus angst

[thegreymoon]

The biggest prat 😭 Arthur, don’t you see he’s afraid of losing you?

[int3rnvlfl0w]