[mogifire]

the colors of the sunrise

[harmonic-motion]

Do you like the color of the sky?  miniature version

[mlpseriesresource]

[cloevr]

fuck this house

[infectiouspiss]

she's already dead what do you mean

[omtai]

charles transitioned

[posthumousvigor]

let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

[hustlerose]

idk what joyless geek decided it was sinful to enjoy food and sex and earthly pleasure, but that guy was dead wrong

[hustlerose]

ur actually supposed to feel everything as much as possible btw

[chaser]

We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

[chaser]

Alrighty then

[chaser]

Yea that's fair

[szabcs6]

Rule

[astraldemise]

not a sexyman not a babygirl, but a secret third thing

some cunt

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[eatingcroutons]

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[nightonblogmountain]

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

[sprucewoodmpreg]

fucked up that people are always like “hiii mutuals hiii followers i baked cupcakes do you want any :)” because i cant do that. the only thing i know how to cook is store-bought pasta. i cant post come onto this site and go “hiiii does anyone want fettuccini” i would be ignored and subsequently mauled by cringe-seeking attack dogs

[sempoggers-deactivated20220418]

Well i made cookies because i am better than everyone

[sprucewoodmpreg]

are you? are you really?

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[hellobendykitty]

You can make one here

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[sleepingbeautypink]

same energy

[pancakeke]

and another

[sketchy-pebbles-deactivated2022]

The holy trinity

[gayclown-69-deactivated20250630]

This is so fucking wholesome wtf

[wholesomepostarchive]

1/23/2022

[angel-aliscary]

How could we forget.

[doubloonhaver-deactivated202209]

bwaaaaa

-the tumpet

[sentient-tent]

[fidelcostco]

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

[memesnotwelcome]

[scooplery]

i am so in love with this little animal that i had to draw him…

[eucalyptus-sage]

being known is being loved

“i know your pizza order” “you have freckles on your ears” “you make this face when you’re tired” “you order green tea on a good day black on a bad day” “you always make that face before you try something” “the tips of your ears turn red when you’re angry” “i knew you’d say something” “you must be exhausted to miss the class” “your favorite pie is pumpkin, right?” “i know your phone number, don’t worry” “you miss me, i can tell” “you fiddle with your pens when you’re bored” “you don’t like converse unless they’re high tops” “your favorite cereal is cinnamon toast crunch and you first ate it when you were 8”

being known is being loved.

[mae0x]

music so loud you can’t feel a damn thing