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why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

greatwhiteprivilege

im here for this analysis

peppermintmonster

In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.

This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.

tedallen

Quick! Youre on chopped, the basket ingredients are

Proscuitto, pirate berry cereal, smoked white cheddar, and nyquil. What do you make?

justworstcooksthings

I take a shot of the NyQuil cause I’m not too sure what it taste like then knock out half way through the round

avoidantvoid-deactivated2018110

an extreme sport: maintaining your opinion after somebody disagrees with it

againstme

american school bus things

yelling. all the time

food is everywhere ?

no seatbelts

dying in the winter because one of the windows is stuck and can’t be closed

dying in the summer because no one knows how to open the windows

slurs written on the back of seats

holes punched through the seats

upperclassmen in the back

the bus driver always slams on the brakes

kids falling and flying down the aisles

“riding the school bus is a privilege”

the guy who got suspended from the bus is somehow back

doing the evacuation drill on the most inconvenient day

bullying/watching kids get bullied is Inevitable

writing swear words backwards on the foggy window so people would read it as you passed by

sticking your entire body out the window

feel free to add more

sayanything666

opening the windows is treated as a criminal offense

imstunning

flipping cars off as they drive by

uncleinuyasha

Bus driver taking a slightly different route and everyone panicking

deadmomjokes

The wasp that inevitably gets inside during summery weather and everyone screaming and running all over the bus and the driver telling everyone to sit the heck down cuz their freaking out is going to cause a wreck, and the wasp keeps flying straight for faces instead of the open windows.

bara-ass-destroyer

When one kid goes too far and the bus driver pulls over wherever the hell you are and yells for 15 minutes and making everybody late for school

5hahem

Bayard Rustin was an openly gay Black man who was Martin Luther King’s right hand man. He planned the Million Man March and was subject to scrutiny for his sexuality and deemed a “deviant” and “pervert”.

Bayard Rustin can be found in nearly every picture of MLK yet he has undoubtedly been erased from history. We have to fix that.

skeletonmug

Well then, let’s bring that name back.

Bayard Rustin, openly gay, human rights activist, proud black man.

metrospotting-deactivated202104

(the guy on the left in case you wondered)

gaypriori

Yeah he was literally the guy who was the head of planning the March on Washington.

If you want to learn more about him, there’s a great documentary on him called Brother Outsider: The Life of Bayard Rustin

You can watch the full documentary here (until March 31st, 2016)

yunmengdemonbros

The absolute lack of compassion for the validity of Tony’s emotions for the MURDER OF HIS PARENTS is amazing but honestly what did I expect from this fandom.

cherrys-acid

Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone about being sad for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to explain to your friends and family that you have this heavy feeling in your chest for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand why you’re having a panic attack while just taking a walk back home. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand your own self and how scary it is to feel like the whole world is falling on your shoulders and you have no idea why .

shitpostgenerator

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

angry-eevee

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

shitaintworkingright-blog

Things they don't tell you about being a first time wheelchair user in highschool

Literally everyone will ask if you broke your leg(s). Everyone. Even people you don’t know. Theyll ask a lot and think you’re extremely fragile.

bruises show up within the first day of rolling around, and they can really suck

people will try to grab your chair if they think you’re struggling and it can be hard not to snap at them for it

static electricity is a huge issue. You will probably either continuously shock your leg when you’re rolling around or do what I did today and zap someone so hard as you pass that both of you nearly keel over

people will call you out as a faker if you do anything even remotely fun ever on your wheelchair. Wheelies? Obviously your legs are fine lol not like you have to go down fucking curbs /s

puddles are the worst and if there’s a curb with a puddle all around and you have some ability to walk its a better idea to just stand up and navigate the chair than to fall backwards into said puddle

weird looks from people are inevitable, especially from people who don’t like you

bus drivers will often push your chair and give you advise you don’t want to hear, even if you tell them nicely you can push yourself. Its really hard not to get mad at them for it

no wheelies in school. Though if you do it in the elevator when no one else is with you you can’t really get caught.

speaking of wheelies, always be ready to throw at least one arm behind you in case you fall. They say tuck your chin in but its easier and more reliable to throw your hands back and keep your neck up so you don’t hit the floor. Sore arms are way easier to put up with than head injuries

don’t even bother to try and roll back up curbs. You will either be there for an hour or fall backwards. I managed to do both.

90% of classrooms that aren’t special ed are not very wheelchair accessible.

people will automatically assume you’re faking something if you’re not considered dumb enough in their standards to fit in with disabled students (aka high class ableism at its finest)

people are going to give you weird looks if you don’t suddenly start sitting with the other disabled kids

standard backpacks usually dangle way too much to keep on you easily, so try to pack light

built in storage on wheelchairs cannot sufficiently carry books

don’t try to hold an umbrella. Period. Especially not with your teeth. It doesn’t work.

don’t try to give the bus driver your ticket while you’re stuck on the ramp. And speaking of, its easy to start falling down the bus ramp so be careful, and when in doubt throw on the breaks

and finally if you’re like me pray to god you don’t go nonverbal when someone is trying to push you and you don’t want them to because it is hard to get them to stop if you can’t speak

able-bodied people can and should 1000% reblog this, some of these things I’ve seen on tips about using a wheelchair but a lot of these weren’t things I’ve seen

cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20

where is the lie

brittascribbles

THIS

lesbomatriarchy

*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

penis-siz3-average

Future straight Historians: “we see several examples of her prioritizing a sisterly bond with the women around her, for example on page 12 she says ‘I like girls’ and throughout the text she references loving women and preferring their company. This is not to say she prioritized above her romantic relationships because on page 78 she mentions talking to a man one time in her life. It’s hard to know just how much she valued her sisterly bond with women due to this one reference of men and the ambiguity of early 21st century slang. For example on page 12 when she said she liked women, the passage continues ’…in a lesbian way. I want to kiss girls, they are so pretty, I’m so gay.’ Now it’s difficult to understand just what that sentence means. We know that in the early 21st century kissing on the cheek in greeting had gone out of vogue but the word gay, a word with an archaic meaning of happiness gives the contextual clues that perhaps she is references that old fashioned practice.

Going back to the nameless man that is mentioned once on page 78 for one sentance…”

aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat

“Now, given that she wrote on page 12, ‘Just to be clear: I’m sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,’ one may be tempted to read this literally, but we can’t rule out sarcasm.”