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[thoughtsofacoolkid]

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

[finleycannotdraw]

In text, yeah

[aromantic-trash-panda]

Kinda

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

Fuck yeah

[rainbowchald]

Fuck, you caught me.

[tropiyas]

[rainbowchald]

Bro what-

How do you see this post & immediately think.

" Damn I need a sugar baby. "

[vincaris]

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

[maximumsunshine]

Holy shit, I thought I was about to reblog a photo of a frob hiding in a flower.  Then I read the flavor text and it’s so much better than that!

[rainbowchald]

I really thought this was a photo-

This painting is amazing!

[tastefullyoffensive]

A father’s love. (via Kieeraaa)

[em-pocket]

[starcitysirens]

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

[falconfart]

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

[eggingforfreedom]

[madamslayyy]

The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving

[shadow-mystic]

IT GOT BETTER

[kryptonians]

For the record the director confirmed John bottomed

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/05/07/justice-league-dark-apokolips-war-john-constantine-king-shark/

A DC Comics superhero bottomed for a mutant shark and it’s officially been declared as canon

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War revealed that hero John Constantine dated King Shark, with a writer confirming Constantine bottomed. Yes,

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

John has also had sex with Swamp Thing. 

[avatrashh]

He WHAT

[running-with-batfam]

Thought I should mention that sharks have two penises.

[blooshietoosh]

Yall missed the best part

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

WHO IS THE GIRL IN THE RIGHT I DONT KNOW HER 😬

[catchymemes]

[thebestoftumbling]

[weirdmageddon]

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

[weirdmageddon]

[xanthera]

#stephen hillenburg was a marine biologist #he damn well knew this

[symbrock]

i'm losing my shit at this the delivery is absolutely flawless

[fuckyeahbiguys]

“I’m sick of how bisexuality is erased in LGBT spaces. I get really nervous before any LGBT event, especially Pride. I feel incredibly sad and hopeless when gay and lesbian people call me insulting names. If gay and lesbian people don’t understand me – Continue reading Prejudice at Pride at Empathize This

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

This just punched me in the heart.

[weapon13whitefang]

Awwwwwww. My heart!

[probsjosh]

this a psa to stop being a racist biphobic fuck

thanks

[vangoofy]

hey get the fuck off my account if you’re biphobic or racist in any way shape or form thanks

[snickerdooble]

dont go there

[paxamericana]

fucking freaks

[socialistexan]

[91837439298272-282828-deactivat]

[bikinibottomtwitter]

All I can do(via)

[mardamo]

[ink7blot]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t be racist during the COVID-19 scare.

My mom’s friend was out shopping when a (very not asian) woman came up and started berating her for not wearing a mask. Asian businesses in my area are suffering. Some people are refusing to interact with anyone who looks Asian.

Asian-Americans have been through racism already. We’re fucking sick of it. We’re not flea-infested rats; we are actual people who most likely have never been to China.

And if you’re not Asian and see someone being racist and giving a poor schmuck a hard time for having squinty eyes and dark hair, tell them to knock it off and they’re being a butt.

NON ASIANS PLEASE REBLOG

[bitsby]

Special guest Shannon McCormick (voice of Wash) helped me out by recording Wash’s lines for the HD remake of Blues Still Standing.

This was one of my favorite parodies I’ve written, so wanted to do it a little more justice (and also learn how to use something besides default Windows movie editor). Hope you guys like it as much as I do!

(I was dying sitting on this audio for like two weeks while working on this vid haha…)