Hello

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[macgician-deactivated20181203]

i went on my old computer and this was the only file in my Videos folder

[breaktotheotherside]

I had to reblog this again lol

[sailorcuba]

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pentatonix is Kidz Bop for adults

[literalnobody]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

those Spotify Wrapped ads are popping up around Chicago and could you imagine seeing a fucking billboard calling you out specifically. like, if i saw an ad that said “to the person in Chicago who listened to a playlist called ‘depwession’ for 800 hours…please call a therapist” i’d fly to Spotify HQ with the head of Ed Sheeran and declare war on their kind

[wumblr]

bec, much like the creme brulee brownie recipe, the spotify ads are not real. they were written by advertisers. they are telling lies. writing is fake. i know this in my heart to be true because i have LOOKED for the clam meditation playlist

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

several things about this reply haunt me. first of all this person referred to me by first name even tho i don’t know them, my name’s not on my blog, and they don’t follow me. second of all they told me something that is almost certainly true and i am 100% galaxy brained over it. can u dm me? tell me secrets

[wizardgender]

[pumpkinleif]

Not gonna lie, one of my favorite parts about writing urban fantasy is determining how and where the fantasy meshes in with reality.

Like, I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever heard anyone NOT sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody?

I rest my case.

[ingridverse]

It is a six-minute song with incomprehensible lyrics that seem to have something to do with murder and demons, with five sections that are completely different stylistically but no chorus.

It was number one on the the UK singles charts twice, 15 years apart, and is by many measures one of the most popular, or the most popular, single of all time.

Yeah, there’s magic involved.

[classicalmonoblogue]

And an absurdly broad swathe of people know it. I have no memory of learning it, do you?

[penalty-boxes]

it’s a kind of magic

[ratsonass]

u ever have a healthy eating and sleeping schedule just to flex on ur peers

[funnyjoke]

[highfunctioningfool]

[onlyblackgirl]

Explain this.

[strawberry-kiwi-darling]

Dolphins have zero respect lmao

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[adhdisgay]

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[teathattast]

Hi genital,

[fourdrinkamy]

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field