The Hate Languages: Words of Rejection, Acts of Revenge, Gift Stealing, Physical Touch, Bad Time

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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The Hate Languages: Words of Rejection, Acts of Revenge, Gift Stealing, Physical Touch, Bad Time
why does my butt plug have dailies
why does my butt plug have dailies
I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say
Every time I see this post I think of that smoking duck lol ..so me
jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!
I am not taking a risk
Not risking it pals
U know what I want potato of luck
Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.
An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.
if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position
i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest
Being a henchman suuuucks dude. This latest guy I'm working for, the War-Madillo, he's got a, an Armadillo- motif, or theme, or whatever, right? That's fine, fine, I did a two-month stint with a Marmoset-themed guy once, it's not bottom of the barrel- except. Except. It turns out, he picked the Armadillo thing because he thinks that they're obligate carnivores. Which they kind of are, I mean I googled this, they're insectivores, but he thinks that they're like, land piranhas. He thinks they work in packs to take down significantly larger animals. He thinks they lay eggs in the remains of their prey. He's killed like three guys for trying to correct him. Me and the other guys are paying out of pocket to get the poor little guys in his Armadillo pit food that they can actually eat. Every time he drops some sucker into that thing we all have to draw straws to see who's gonna have to go in and gnaw on the body so he thinks the Armadillos are doing it. Thank god it's such a long drop
Source: merletails
Me: OMG, the cats cuddling together in the boxes. So cute.
*camera pans to the gigantic kitty cuddle puddle on the right*
Me: O_O,,,,,,
Me: OMG, the
cats cuddling together in
the boxes. So cute.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I would pay to sit next to this distinguished gentleman
The best crochet creation
My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.
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im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen
Do you ever wish you could take the steam with you?