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Hunk x reader | Kitchen Quest (edited to be more neutral) (fluff)
Hunk x reader | Leaping for Love Letters (Fluff)
Hunk x reader | raincheck rainy date (fluff)
Hunk x reader | It's always been you
Security breach
-Glamrock Freddy x reader | Hurt comfort (again) (fluff)
-Security Breach | head canons (Primarily fluff)
-Security Breach | head canons pt 2 (crush edition) (fluff)
-Glamrock freddy x reader | see in the dark (fluff)
-Glamrock Freddy x reader | The crush consultant
-Glamrock Freddy x Monty x reader | 5 nights 2 guys (fluff)
Detroit: become human
-Connor x Reader (AO3 fic) chapter 1
Deadpool
-Deadpool x reader | Hold me, I can't hold myself (Hurt comfort)
-Deadpool & Wolverine x reader | Domestic head canons
-Deadpool & Wolverine x reader | Domestic head canons (2!!)
-A third poly dead claws headcanon post (NSFW)
-Deadpool x reader | coffee mug (UNFINISHED)
As with anything I'm interested in, I search for fanfics to get more of it- as well as hopefully my own involvement in it. I can't help but wonder about being mutually lost in there with someone. Do you know them? Does it matter that much? It makes so little sense in there you can't do anything but be attached at the hip.
If it's a romance, I'm not sure I would want it clean cut in any way. It's messy, you're scared, you're almost constantly on some sort of run. Not abusive, but, it's not like you have the luxury or comfortability for anything normal.
Do you eventually have to just give up and find a way to thrive in the backrooms? Do you ever get out? If you get out, is it ever the same? Has the trauma bonding made you two inseparable even outside of the rooms?
Now for those who are interested- I love masks. I wouldn't say in a booktok way at all honestly, but they're fun. Maybe one of the yellow guys got lost, and you both found each other in the midst of trying to escape? Maybe he knows if he's missing for long enough, the company isn't going to be keen on just letting him go. At this point, he has to find his own way out- if that's even possible.
Forgive me for my (if I might phrase this kindly) occasionally one track mind, but oh the allure of being stuck in a situation like that with a cute boft guy. Oh god how would you get through all those tight spaces actually. Yeah you'd be fucked and no matter who you're with it'd be a genuinely horrifying experience, but from the lenses of an outside viewer- there's so many opportunities. Adrenaline and circumstance, a beautiful playground for the imaginative mind.
I tried finding fanfics like any of these but all I can find is stuff of the twink. so sorry, not a fan of twinks like that. Inform me if any of y'all find something interesting PLEAAASEEE FRIENDSSSS
Hiii could you write some headcanons/a fic about Mauga from overwatch? Preferably some romantic ones...... Preferably with a transman reader.... Tysm in advance!! <33
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Hello Anon! Unfortunately it's been a moment since I've played and I'm really super uneducated on his character + the game's lore..... I can try anyways but you're all warned. I know next to nothing about this series.
Going in, I get the impression he's gotten to a point where he just does not gaf at all. World is his oyster. He seems to also flirt with everyone. I believe he's an all or nothing, so he's either going to end up with someone just like him and more- or someone so insanely organized and well put together its surprising you guys can even stand each other's prescience. I thinks.. we will try for both. I will write trans man in mind, if y'all would like more (Of either tmasc OR otherwise) you can always ask!
MAUGA x reader head canons:
General
-Probably found a way to get surgery for you (if you wish to have it)
-Like. He has money and connections (I think?) so, once you've been established long enough in a relationship, it's eventually achieved. At least before summer comes- one can't fully deny the motivation behind having your boyfriend finally able to be shirtless at the beach
-He's a playful guy, he gets on your nerves (either good or bad) a LOT. Maybe he makes up for it later, maybe he just stays annoying.
-You're working out with him. If you also work out- he pushes you SUPER hard (within reason, he still values actual results). You WILL reach PR's with him.
-If you don't work out, embarrassingly, sometimes he'll have you come just so you can watch him work out. Let him brag about all the weight he's pushing.
-I think at least once he made you spot him (probably bench) for a SHIT ton of weight, so much you knew you had no chance of ACTUALLY helping if he needed it. Just so he could pretend to fail and get you to squirm a little when he could see the panic when you can't get it up- just to push it up no problem. It was a dick move, but he had fun doing it.
-I really don't think'd he'd care that much. He seems like a very opportunistic life of the party person to me, so long as he gets what he wants, and generally enjoys your time together, he couldn't care what's going on there. Especially if you hold your own.
-His temperature is already heightened, if you get hot flashes from testosterone, you're cooked. Cuddling will be a nightmare. He doesn't give up though, just dragging you around to get a cuddle in sometimes. He wants to- he will. You've sufficed to just invest in some cold towels/ice packs/the works to keep your temp down when this happens.
Horrible identical combo
-If you're not already, he wants you to be worse. I feel like.
-Doesn't get people on his own level so much, so, he's fully indulgent in a chance to have one.
-Wow I actually have no ideas for this right now. Mid-fic apology for y'all. Sorryyyy
-Wrestling and play-fighting. Everywhere. Obv he's not gonna hurt you but if it's routine enough for you guys, I think he will be tackling you unannounced in public, and private. Only difference is that private might go south for you and your clothes quicker.
Opposites attract (everyone has to guess)
-He's half-half on how to act about your personality I think. Half the time I think he sorta preserves it in his rough sort of way ("HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES!! (sucker punch) type shit), and the other half of the time he's pushing you out of your shell. Encouraging you to pick fights (that you can win)
-Idk if y'all get my vibe but if you also don't already, he drags you into locker rooms and bathrooms with him. To him it's y'all's right to show up where you please.
-Firstly he wants you to see him doing pump photos in the locker room during gym, how are you supposed to see him from all the way in the other locker room? There might be one occasion he's dragged you to a shower with him all giggly like on a particularly empty day at the gym,,
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Sorry about the poor length and all !! I ain't even gonna try with excuses it's just bad and more bad sometimes. Pleaaaaseee comment ! Let me know opinions or any other ideas y'all have!! Have a good day/night, and a great life!!
Amazing news for the unemployed (and the double employed, such as I) my friends forced me to download and play overwatch, which reminded me MAUGA exists! Now you may think- wow, another huge guy for Rainy. However !! You all (or some) (may) know I LOVE my rightfully cocky and playful guys (my love, Mirage ROTB) sooooo. Who knows, regretfully I know my word on new fics is about as trustworthy as an ice cream after hours under a summer's day. But, who knows. I'm reading some fics at the moment, one may say lovely.
IS UPDATED!! I updated it a minute ago- not a good one, life likes to fuck me in the butt unprepared and unlubed. New chapter though
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: König (Call of Duty)/Reader
Characters: König (Call of Duty)
Additional Tags: König Has an Anxiety Disorder (Call of Duty), I Love König (Call of Duty), Soft König (Call of Duty), Protective König (Call of Duty)
Summary:
König is back in public, and he is having a bit of a difficult time adjusting back into society. After several failed attempts to introduce himself to the worker he always sees at his local store (you), he manages to catch you being creeped on by an older guy. Thankfully for him, being scary and useful is where he's comfortable.
Oneshot meant for tumblr, but it's being difficult with me so I had to post it here. I'm thinking of making follow up chapters, though. Yippee!
I sleep best in cars, personally. My whole life I can never get relaxed enough to sleep, but I knock right out in a moving car. Especially on a road that's just a little bit bumpy.
I like to imagine this is exactly how Mirage makes himself useful to woo or impress you, or whatever. If you're similar.
You have a late night tossing and turning, and like clockwork he's at your window suggesting a late night drive. He's not like those other loser cars, he can go on his own for a long time. He won't go cold, he can be warm all night. He's started to keep a blanket in the trunk, and pillows, maybe even the ones you wear on planes.
He's currently working on getting you to tell him your preferred form of white noise, which, is weirdly harder to get than expected.
He's even got a lavender air freshener for this, or whatever scent it is you find calming. He had to get Noah to help him out with that one.
I know my family loves me but I remind them too much of my dad. I haven't been invited to a family function since my aunt had a panic attack for 3 hours upon seeing us arrive in a car vaguely like his, last year. I miss my family. I never had my mom's side, they're all I have. I miss them. I don't know if it's worth fighting for anymore. I have friends, but I wish my family would see me. I will drink a lot on new years. One shot, next chapter of the other fic out once I'm finished. Sorry, I might post unfinished plus notes. Sorry guys. Love y'all. I haven't drank since I've been in the gym, though. Yay. Steps, one way or the other. I passed one of my exams today, other is to be graded.
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I write this from personal experience, halfway almost sorta. I wouldn't say by any means I'm muscular, but a good bit of my bodyweight goes to my legs (ahem, and one would say posterior) and a good bit of that is muscle. I take good pride in it, as I expect some of you reading this do yourself. Although, being interested in bigger buffer guys, means you have to admit you are no longer the one with the bigger buffer legs.
That said, situation:
-He's gotten you to start working out with him
-Either you didn't altogether, or initially opted to work out on your own as you didn't want to feel like you're competing with the tank of a guy you knew him as
-Though, he's begged and pleaded and even offered some food (his treat) afterwards
-You can't keep up. Obviously.
-"Come on, mein starker. You are stronger dan dat, ja?" you are not, you're shaking and breathing heavy doing whatever bullshit weight he's put on your machine
-He's encouraging you, but you don't know how much that does for the monstrous weight he's challenging you to move
-You stop, leaning over the machine and panting
-Visibly frustrated
-He rubs your shoulder, leaning in:
-"You are doing so good for me, you- Klein, aber, oho!"
-You nod a little, trying not to be lame but still visibly defeated
-"You haven't been able to- do your own stuff. I don't want to hold you back on your workouts, Konig"
-He's so offended, it looks like
-"I am very much bigger than you, ja?" you nod sideways, unsure what to make of that statement or what response he's looking for
-"So, maybe so, I lift more. Zough, you move me. Inspire me"
-It's corny, he hopes it works.
(FILL)
-He leans in, hand on one of your legs
_OH NO!!
-"Come on, kraftprotzchen" His hand grips your leg a little firmer now, "you've got such strong muscles. Du art mein kleiner Rambo, ja?" he pats it twice, standing tall.
(Concept in need of being written: lead into reader feeling 'not as much' as him somehow, feeling weak because they can't keep up ('I am very much bigger than you, ja? You must not need to keep up with someone such as me') and you're still a little insecure. Include some touching, like grabbing a bit at the thigh or something. 'you are veery strong, mein stark' (maybe ask some germans for a better name than mein stark). Maybe shake the leg a little, this is so hard to explain and far better visually. Sigh. God. A little lean in and a whisper too? Just a bunch of slightly teasing very insistent praise, my heart begs it. "You are so strong, you know this? Mein veery strong, veeeery determined"
TEASING!!!! TOUCHING AND GRABBING!! YOU ARE STROOONGG!!
PHRASES GERMAN
-"In dir steckt mehr, als man erwartet" (There's more to you than meets the eye)
-"Klein aber oho" (small but wow)
-"Du bist ja stark wie ein Bar!" (you are as strong as a bear!)
-"Mein kleiner Rambo!" (my little Rambo! (character))
NAMES IDEAS:
Mein held (my hero)
Mein starker (correct 'mein stark')
Kraftprotz (strongman)
Kraftpaket/kraftprotzchen (powerhouse)
kleiner herkules / herkuleschen (Hercules)
Mein starker Hase (my strong bunny, acceptable this time because bunnies have big ass legs)
Mein kleines kraftpaketchen (my small power packet gender neutral)
Powerhauschen (powerhouse gender neutral)
Kraftmaschinen (powermachine gender neutral)
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A good day/night, and a great life. Keep dreaming chat. I hope to be better again, as fics are important. Running short, as of late. Not many people writing fics anymore it feels like. I just want something to think about.
I promised a fic and now aside from my job and my classes at college I also have another job .. and a gym membership (+friends forcing me to go often, god bless them for that). Weird guy still visits my work but his conversations have become shorter (as I often make sure a coworker is nearby when I spot him). I hope if I get muscular it may also help me become more intimidating, even if I am about five feet two inches. Argggggg. My last two finals this semester is tomorrow (or today, as I'm posting this at 2 am) so I will soon have more free time. ARG. Teasing one shot in the works. Love you guys. Godspeed. I want all weird pedophile-aligned comic creeps to stop scaring me in public. Lord send a poor guy a big buff dude to kiss and bite and sometimes use as protection. GOD. GOD. GOD. SPAM CALL! SPAM CALL! SPAM CALL!!!! FUCK!!!!!! FUCK!! FUCK MY CHUD LIFE!!!! But since I'm working out I'm having less intense and frequent episodes, and less anxiety attacks because I feel more productive. Yay. Hopefully I get buff. And a big chubby buff boy. I'm too employed. When does it end. Why can't a chubby buff ceo decide to take care of me. god. It's just work every day and when you get a day off you have to work at your other job and you have 3 essays or your future is doomed. But employment rates for high school and college graduates get closer and closer every day so why am I even doing all this. I don't want to be stuck at these jobs forever. A good half of my coworkers are single and about three times my age. Is it over? Being interested in someone feels like sexual harassment. My friends tell me I'm attractive but, am I attractive enough? I'm glad to have my echo chamber on Tumblr. I work again tomorrow. I work every day. I write fanfics about having a partner. Is it over? SPAM CALL!!
I'm currently writing chapter 2 of the Konig retail fic, if you were waiting I apologize. Aside from work and college, it's hectic as always. Though, writing this in class, I can tell you it should be out soon. Thank y'all for your constant patience with me, I will work to have it out soon.
reader (gender neutral) falling asleep in the passenger seat of Guinevere while Barley is driving
major sign of trust
YYEEEESSSSS OOMMMGGGGDGDGDGDG that idea is fucking AWESOME and I want to MAKE IT......
I will be truthful guys I went evil mode and ended up working on a long ass 3 part Jax x tboy reader (because there are two wolves, and one of them lowkey wants a sassy man who is mean to him) but I am going to try and work on both. I was gone (visiting my dad, who is currently halfway across the country) and now I have work putting their foot up my ass. Also almost got trapped alone in Vegas on my first flight alone, so that was an ordeal. All that to say- it is as always busy and I am trying to get both out. I love my sweet loving big boys and unfortunately I also crave a little bit of sassy man slut. Will I achieve both? Probably depends on how much I drink this week.
LOVE ALL OF YOUUUUU have a good day/night, and a great life.
I needed to add on to this because I did not do so as much as I wished the first time. Personally, I sleep WAY better in cars. For some reason I can't stay awake in them. He's so proud you're comfortable enough with him that you just fall asleep. He keeps note of how you sleep to be sure you don't get woken up by him, whether thats playing white noise or silence or a podcast. Maybe he's even making sure the car is the right temperature, if it works well enough for that. At some point he's keeping a blanket for you in the car. Lovely guy.
Barley is apparently 6’4. He is a solid foot taller than I am. I’d probably come up to just above his shoulder wearing shoes.
Height/size difference my beloved.
Barley is well aware of how much bigger he is than you so he minds his strength, but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t enjoy being able to toss you around just a teeny bit (with care of course) or that it doesn’t fill him with pride to be your boyfriend shield.
I never saw this ask !! I'm so sorry lmao. I myself am 5'2 so I am in the same boat as you. This is a BIG for me...
Gentle guy... but,.,., can also toss me around. BIG WIN!! I totally agree with this. I love play fighting but let's be real, I lose a lot. I like to think he won't go easy, but he lets you win one in every 20 times or so. You're often breaking into wrestle fights, hoping this time you catch him off guard and it will work.
I'm also thinking.. if we nerd out a bit. He probably goes to a con or two on occasion, whether thats comic con or a DND equivalent. Imagine this with me..
Y'all go to a con together (you decide if you also dress up or simply go in your own clothes to support his hobbies), or even the ren faire. He could be a knight or a barbarian- what matters is he's yours anyways. And he's a big strong dude.
I like to think he takes big pride in that, especially highlighted in a fantasy setting.
If you're a prince/princess (especially if he matches as a knight) I like to think he goes the full nine yards. He would anyways, I just need to introduce this concept to y'all. He's carrying you, he doesn't even bother with a jacket he just picks you up and carries you over any puddles. Why should you be bothered to trek such a thing at all? He holds his hand out when you're going down stairs, if you're being bothered by someone you can bet he's puffing his chest out and everything. Bold too, don't get me wrong he's not cheeping you out on just acting big because he'll speak up if it's necessary. Ask him about it later, he'll be offended at the idea you should be bothered to spend the energy on some lame-o. But while he does it in regular life too, at cons and faires he's just extremely prided on being your big guy.
If he's more playful- he's throwing you over his shoulder. Don't care how big you are. He's working out to be sure he, your loyal knight, has the strength to pick you up. Maybe on a more calm, comforting note, he's carrying you bridal style (or princess carry, many may call it). Piggy back, fireman's carry, whatever he can manage. I think he just likes holding and carrying you. Don't forget holding- he hugs and cuddles. I KNOW it. He's a loving guy.
He's very helpful if you're a drinker. I just need to note, I don't think he'd be doing a whole lot of that at all. If any, it's the rare occasional party. But, if you're doing that, he's prided on being there for you. When you're drunk and wobbling you have less complaints about him carrying you everywhere and spoiling you. Maybe it's not glorious, but he loves you and he's using what he has to be useful when he can.
Big lovely guy is so kind and he likes to help out. #projecting #iwish
Can you believe the substnce spaks through me agaun. Creepy guy STILL comes to work, so, hopefully inspiration spoon. Many notes on the mexty fic/. nbut also mamy hours at work and LPOTS of homewor,k. Love you guys. I'm sorry I post so luttle. I am sometimes a little guy with no motivation for anything. I will do things one day and I will have something I can tell y'all I'm proud of. Tofday, big ma n fic in progress. I have a crush but it's insanely unachievable. Fuck my chud life.
Listen chat I'm running skull first into a brick wall of loving this guy but I am still SO unfamiliar with all of this, fandom and character. SO! Here is the moment to influence the next fic I'll be working on (and hopefully I can post here too, instead of an AO3 link again)
The next fic will (likely) be one of you initiating a hang out, since you want to thank him for helping out. I already have a group of things I plan on adding, but I think y'all's input is IMPORTANT!!
So what? I want you guys to drop fun facts you find important to this (about ANYTHING cod related, so long as it may benefit the fic). Or in general actually, but please keep it mainly to the fic. I'd love to learn about the fandom but rn I'm focused on making people kiss. so.
And it doesn't just need to be fun facts, you can also drop your own ideas and headcanons. They'll help me get even more of a feel and maybe even ideas to incorporate. Thank you guys!! Hope to work with y'all to try and pump out a fic we all love.
I have a possible Konig oneshot sequel in the works !!
Let me know if theres any details you would head canon or anything about Konig on a lunch 'hangout' (date). I'm stuck on his outfit, so far its just cargo pants and a t shirt.
I'm very excited. I will try my best to commit guys. I'm sorry I haven't written a lot, like, ever. I think I'm getting better. I love you guys for your support, even when I take long hiatus and the many fics I think of writing don't happen. I don't know why I'm rambling now. I think a lot of the social relationships I do have right now are falling apart. I don't know what to do. Love you guys. I might be disabled or something but that doesn't mean anything if I just get through anyways. I can believe I'm beautiful and capable. I think I'm worthy of love. Yeah. Guys I'm pretty sure I'm sober writing this. I gotta put the keyboard down or the next thing on this post will be my address. You guys are capable of being loved too. To love is not to hold an accommodation but to care for life, being imperfect does not bar you from it but mold you for it. In the meantime, while I'm waiting for something that feels like I am loved for my soul and past the skin it was placed behind, I'm gonna write stories about big men who protect me when people scare me at work. You think mfs were doin this mentally in the prehistoric age? Sometimes I wish I was never born with autism but I fear the lack of it would have affected me in a way that would have ruined an integral part of who I am as a person. I should get back on insurance and see if it covers therapy actually. I'll edit this post in the morning and delete it all when I realize what consequences are. Love you guys!!! Have a good day/night, and a great life!!