Got banned from donating blood and now have got to find some other way to laud my moral superiority over people
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Got banned from donating blood and now have got to find some other way to laud my moral superiority over people
been having health issues, in a foul mood, I DEMAND YOU TELL ME A STORY whilst i languish in bed like a sickly victorian lord wasting away from consumption (as my stoic but broad-shouldered valet gently wipes the sweat from my trembling brow)
My Lord, I have a story for you to ponder, and it is one of my best.
Once upon a time, in a kingdom that was not enormously large, nor very small, there lived a sad and lonely princess.
She was not sad because she was lonely, as one might believe, but rather she was lonely because she was sad. All of her ladies in waiting would chitter and pace at her bedside, urging her to rise, to dress in some of her many fancy adornments, and leave her tower to go and dance in the great hall with them, but the princess always declined.
Soon, they stopped asking.
For years, people lost their will to bother her. She was alone in her tower, and as the months passed her loneliness grew until she could do nothing else but stare out of her decorated window and sigh wistfully out it at the common people below.
But dear lord, this is not a sad tale, I promise it.
For in this kingdom there lived a strange and magical creature. Members of this kingdom might not know what it was called, or where he was from, but the magical creature had a name, and his name was Ricodimous.
Ricodimous had a face like a mouse, eyes cunning and dark, and a shell by which he rolled himself into, in case the world got too much, too loud.
One day, Ricodimous was puttering through the market when he heard the most wistful sigh he had ever heard in his entire life. He looked about, questioning, but saw nothing until he rolled back onto his shell and gazed up, up high until he could see a window over the market square, where the saddest and loneliest princess of all sat on her window seat.
"Hello Princess!" He called. And even though the distance between them was great, Ricodimous was a magical creature, and the Princess heard him perfectly.
She gazed down at the wondrous little creature Ricodimous was, and sighed again.
"Hello Ser," she greeted politely. "You should roll along, for I am not of the finest stock for company."
Ricodimous tilted his head.
"You look to me to be the finest stock of anything," he replied. "Why do you believe not?"
The princess simply shrugged.
Ricodimous pondered for a moment. As a magical creature, his guesses on the ailment of princesses were often correct.
"Your heart is aching," he declared. "But you are too shy to say it."
The princess raised an eyebrow in surprise. "You assume much, Ser."
"I assume enough. Pray, would you come down from your tower, and we shall play a game."
The princess could not deny that she had longed to play a game for a time, even if it was with a mouse like creature.
For the first time in years, the Princess dressed herself in her finest silks, and exited her tower with a flourish. Dressed in deep blues and greens, she at last came down to the marketplace and met Ricodimous by the gardens entrance.
The game they played my lord, is one similar to Croquet. I will admit my lord, that this is a game I myself have never played, so you must use your imagination with my storytelling, and simply believe that while you know the rules, so do I.
And so the Princess and Ricodimous played their game, over the course of which the Princess found herself more and more joyous. She indulged in a full commitment of the sport, soiling her finest clothes all so she could kneel in the mud and get a better angle.
Even more scandalously, the Princess was referred to by her royal title less and less, which tends to happen when one is losing a game so terribly he must roll up into his shell and rock back and forth from frustration. So over the day the Princess was called more and more by her name, Ashley, and Ricodimous was simply called Ric.
But the sun was soon to set, and all stories, no matter how brief must end.
At the end of their game there was only one true winner, and Ashley wiped her royal brow and shoot Rics paw, smiling in victory. The magical creature was not disappointed, for he promised to never give up, and that he would return the next day for a rematch.
Princess Ashley was surprised.
"You mean that you'll come back?" She asked, and she realized how excited she was at the prospect.
"Of course I will!" Ric replied. "I would never run around and desert you."
And with that, Ric rolled away.
I'm hacking up blood on my deathbed and you do THIS to me
@staff kill yourself
Woah mama he didn't say woah mama
Yes she did
Woah mama very sorry ma'am
@staff kill yourself
Woah mama they didn't say woah mama
It's cool and fun to make 3D art
Can you just not pls
For my mental health
The fuck I do to you?
"The axe forgets, but the tree remembers"
It's cool and fun to make 3D art
Can you just not pls
For my mental health
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
get ready for the wedding
give me a nice thought
Hammer Head Sharks get startled by the bubbles most scuba gear make. So they made new gear so they could interact with the sharks.
superlative thought! keep going
Vultures hold their wings open in the sunlight to warm themselves. They’ll just strike this wings-open power pose in the morning in lieu of a cup of coffee. This may also serve a double function of baking away harmful bacteria from all their hard work rummaging corpses and keeping disease levels down amongst other animal populations.
Found here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/gitart/5357575400/
They eat corpses and wake up majestic and I think that’s just amazingly powerful of them.
“t-poses for power after rummaging through corpses” sounds like a 2018 tumblr post
#DON’T TALK TO ME TILL I’VE HAD MY SOLAR POWER
"being a human is so boring why can't I be one of the COOL animals" okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it's sick as hell I'm having a lot of fun
Just got an A+ on my blood test
The worst part about vine being replaced is the text at the top always explaining videos that speak for themselves.
You ever just living life and then realize your doing 6 out of the 7 ways to maximize misery?
They done gone gentrified gentrification
Like many people, I've been deeply peeved by the fact that the internet is bad now. While DuckDuckGo or StartPage are vastly better than Google at this point, I've still been on the hunt for something that really consolidates the good results while allowing more fine-tuned surfing.
I'm up here on my soap box to gush to you about Kagi, a paid, ad-free, privacy-based search engine with a mere 50k users at the moment despite the fact that it provides the most useful and productive search experience I've had since, idk, 2018. Kagi allows you to block, deprioritize, prioritize, or "pin" websites to make your searches more relevant. Pinning is especially neat: it means I can pin Bookshop.org, and anytime I search for a book, that will be my top result. I can prioritize reddit and deprioritize Pinterest. I can pin my favorite recipe websites so I'm not wading through AI cooking blogs. You can auto-filter out AI images. There's a "small web" feature that allows you to query small, hidden gem websites. They'll intentionally pull interesting articles or older articles you wouldn't otherwise find. You can search PDFs only, or forums only, or academic sites only. Their AI features are opt-in only. My subscription money goes to things like providing Kagi free to public libraries. Have I adequately conveyed my enthusiasm yet?
If I search "Star Trek" on Google, I get AI "people also asked" questions I didn't want, an AI overview unhelpful to me as I'm already a fan, and corporate websites. No fan websites or small web sites in the first two pages. If I search "star trek" on Kagi, it gives me the official site, a few recent news stories, a Wikipedia page, one new trailer, a quick bullet points collection of "interesting finds" that includes a link to this collection of all commercially available chairs in Star Trek, and a collection of articles specifically pulled because they were published many years ago. Multiple small web sites come next, then some game sites, and a hackaday project for making a DIY communicator. Publication dates, when available, are highlighted right by the URL.
Anyway, well worth $5 a month from me, especially since their pricing is so transparent and they're entirely user funded. They also do zero advertising, which is part of the reason I made this long post. The five bucks a month is genuinely so worth it to me. Maybe it'll be worth it for you, too. You can search 100 queries for free, but I also highly recommend their random small web link, which is like StumbleUpon but for small web sites. (It's free.)
Kagi user here since they first opened, and can verify: it's neat. My searches are meaningful again, there's no ads, it's lightning fast, and I've experienced nearly 100% up time.
Oh! They've reimplemented the old Google modifiers and advanced search features, like "quotes around exact search terms" and - to filter out unwanted results.
Kagi.com
Go check em out.