Exactly what it says on the tin

NSFW (18+) fanon blog. I write fanfiction and use the name rakel on AO3. Current brainrot: Project Hail Mary. Chronic brainrot: TMA and Critical Role.

[brancadoodles]

this scene lives in my head rent-free, @rakel-on-ao3 (from Give Me The Words)

[rakel-on-ao3]

Excuse me, I had to shriek happily for a while.

THANK YOU SO MUCH BRANCA!! TT___TT I love the boys so much

Also here's the fic??? If anyone wants to read it??? https://archiveofourown.org/works/43295238/chapters/108826998

(It was supposed to be a short PWP and then it... took a turn.)

[mrsducky]

THE NICE GUYS (2016) dir. Shane Black

[annabelle--cane]

"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.

[manyblinkinglights]

#7 billion fucking people on earth weren't enough but you'll die for the alien. sure. no yeah. sure.

[yuukels]

[ch3rrycolalola]

my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a bitch

[minty-mori]

[hauntedchronicler]

thank you ao3 for always delivering what i need alongside insights into strange and beautiful lands of which i have no knowledge

[baby-goose-scribbles]

it’s been over four months since I saw project hail mary for the first time and I still firmly believe they put real life magic in that movie

[foralittlewile]

Having Eridian's "question" indicator be tapping the ground twice is very endearing, but also, it makes so much sense!!! It's a literal request for more information! They echolocate, of course when they're confused they'd want to create more sound to get a better look what they're trying to understand!!! You can totally see how this would translate from "questioning" physical things in their environment to intangible things, like statements made by other people. Maybe it's even something that starts with Eridian children — being less used to vocalisations and finding tapping to create noise easier — that just gets carried into adulthood, sort of like babies calling "mama" because that's the easiest sound for them to make. Just... what a good little detail to have. Chef's kiss.

[thereigning-lorelai]

I stand up and look to the bodies. No longer a stern commander; no longer a cheerful friend. Just two empty husks that once held souls but now barely looked human. They deserve more than this. They deserve a burial.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller Project Hail Mary written by Andy Weir

[redstonedust]

its good to acknoweldge the hollowness of revenge but sometimes you really do just need a story about someone who gets hurt and then kills and kills and kills and kills their enemies. its cathartic, babey.

[awesome-chameleon]

"there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's no point in killing you" and "there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you" are two themes that can and should co-exist

[breelandwalker]

"nothing will ever undo what you did to me, so killing you solves nothing" and "nothing will ever undo what you did to me, but at least i can make sure you won't do it to anyone else" are also themes that can and should co-exist

[bugliest]

[voidsetup1]

nothing here to run from

[swampfiendart]

dude i can't roll my fucking hamster ball with you sitting there. if i move at all you're going to be pulled beneath my sphere and i'm going to crush you under my 400 pound mass. do you want that. do you crave death bro. are you trying to die by hamster ball today, friend.

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[novum-solem]

@teaboot's tags because Yes:

[teaboot]

Actually yeah that should be in the post. Hell yeah

[raviolireptile]

Birthday post! I am 19 now 🎊 also don’t get mad at Rocky 4 being short w Grace. this is the 5th time in the last 20 mins that Grace has interrupted Rocky’s work to talk about some random bullshit

A month & a half later (+ inspiration):

[thereigning-lorelai]

I’m a coward.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller