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I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it."

It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay's plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "Yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "Wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!"

It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.

despazito

I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight

isawken

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

greelin

“not every character you love is trans” true. but most of them are. bi also

slaying-absolute-penis

and autistic.

lizardsfromspace

Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.

This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming

anxietyproblem

jame7t

Ohhh the earthly delights

cryptotheism

Girls when the delights are earthly

depsidase

inthefallofasparrow

timcurrysbooty

Tim Curry candidly reveals an ill-fated affair during the filming of Muppet Treasure Island (1996) with Miss Piggy.

6balls

whenever I talk to my cat about some human related business and he just walks away I think of this image

moviesycho

every movie I’ve watched in 2023 [8/?]:

BUT I’M A CHEERLEADER (1999) directed by Jamie Babbit

unclefather

homunculus-argument

If an alien life form had a habit of keeping creatures from other planets as pets, humans would be the Cool Exotic Pet That's Actually A Nightmare To Keep. Consider feeding them. Figuring out the perfect feed pellets with all the nutrition needs covered wouldn't be enough, some of them don't like those pellets. No, you need variety on the pellets. No, not just any plant from Earth will do. And no, you can't just offer them everything and see what they'll eat, they don't have an instinctive way of telling which plants are edible.

And meat? Yeah they eat meat in nature but what the fuck do you mean you just threw a random slab of meat in the enclosure, they're not touching that. Feeding them live prey works for enrichment but occasionally they'll just pack bond with the animal you tossed in there and refuse to eat it. And even if they do kill it? Did you offer them any tools to prepare the meat? Oh fuck's sake humans need to alter the meat's consistency by manipulating temperature, their meat digestion process starts outside of the body, it needs to be cooked for it to be edible. No, that's not instinctive either.

And if the heating tools are wrong? They won't touch those. It needs to be the exact same specific tools that they've seen being used by the packmates, you need a human who already knows how to use these specific fools in order for the others to figure out how to use them. No, there's no way of telling which ones they might be familiar with, you have to try.

And if they were separated from the brood too early and didn't learn? Yeah you're fucked if your human isn't socialized to get along with other humans. It can't even communicate with them. You're probably not going to successfully manage to habilitate it to other humans, if it isn't pack bonded to you it's probably severely depressed and can't even verbally express or conceptually fathom why. No wonder it isn't eating the pellets.

rerarlo

And we are also able to inflict great damage upon other creatures with unconventional weapons. That chair over there? We'll rip off its legs and make them into pointy sticks and stab ya if we don't like you. And yes creating weapons and using ordinary objects as weapons is instinctual.

Also our teeth might not be sharp but if we break skin that is a hospital visit. We do not possess venom but our mouths are full of bacteria.

And this isn't even mentioning blunt force damage that can be inflicted via our extremities.

homunculus-argument

alien Exotic Pet Collector, shivering in distress: What the FUCK do you mean preparing their nutrition with the appropriate tools is not natural and instinctive behaviour, but WEAPONISING THE SAME TOOLS IS?!