If I Only Had A Brain

[ramen-for-brains]

If you liked Make It Pop

You are one of the following now:

- Weeb

- Kpop stan

- Koreaboo

I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[ramen-for-brains]

This is so cute

[fatmaninalittlesuit]

Put yours in the tags.

[ramen-for-brains]

Do one power?

[rafawriter]

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

Eeimn. Eeimn. HOW THE HECK DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT?

[attackpunk]

Amnor

Not bad

[catbxy]

Beenru

[thatoneemobooknerd]

Aabeinsst

What even

[space-cadett]

Aki

okay I like that

[novagrippia]

Eors

So…plural Eeyore? Accurate

[coldairballoons]

Eilms

????

[aromanticwhore]

Aeigp

The fuck

[caliform-i-a]

Adeeeilmn

I love the three es

[sleepydave01]

I tried guessing people’s names from their letters and it is kind of fun.

Anyway my name is Addiv and I have no idea what to make of it.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Acehilr

Gesundheit!

[phosphoenolpyruvat]

Acor

[eremoen]

Ehiops

[we-need-a-sexy-skeleton]

Cceil

[logan-exe]

aglno

[theincediblesulk]

Aervy

[prinxietys]

Aadimnr

[jesseisquick]

Aalru

[dea-certe]

Aehknrty

I don’t even know how I would begin to pronounce that.

[geo-fairy]

Abeekkr

[teatreefox]

Ainv/Aaahnrv

[thequietvoice1]

Aeehiknrt

[ramen-for-brains]

Aeekls?

[badjokesbyjeff]

A priest hooks a huge fish

Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”.

“Hey, mind your language!” says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called, it’s a Fucker fish”.

Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.

“Look at this huge fucker” says the priest, spotting the bishop.

“Language, please! this is God’s house,” replies the bishop.

“No, no that’s what this fish is called, “says the priest.

“Oh,” says the bishop, scratching his chin “I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner”.

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.

“Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?” he asks her.

“My, what language!” she exclaims, clearly shocked.

“No, sister that’s what the fish is called - a fucker”, says the bishop.

Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, “Wonderful, I’ll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!”

The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.

“Well, I caught the fucker!” says the priest.

“And I cleaned the fucker!” says the bishop.

“And I cooked the fucker!” says the mother superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:“ You know what?, You cunts are alright.”

[see-y0u-space-c0wb0y]

jeff, change your url

[ramen-for-brains]

[the-supernatural-atheist]

U ever just have, like, a musical orgasm??? Like it sounds hella weird when I put it like that, but it's when u listen to a song and u feel a Feeling in like ur chest/throat and u can't help but smile/grimace/clench ur fists/make weird noises/cry because a song is SO GOOD and u just wanna go out and scream to the world how wonderful and beautiful this song is and you want them to feel the same???

[ramen-for-brains]

And then when no one else feels the same

[ramen-for-brains]

Do you ever just

Have one of those nights where you want to do something but you don’t want to read a book or watch a movie or play any games but you still want to stay up and do something?

Yeah it’s one of those nights

[localadmin]

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

[jayskull27]

[ramen-for-brains]

[memesandlaughs]

[mspollutedstar-deactivated20190]

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

[artpigeons]

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

[ramen-for-brains]

parents be like that’s my personal cook/babysitter, my eldest daughter

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[jforjoelle-blog]

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

[luxurious-awakening]

nothing to lose. :))

[intoxicated-s0uls-deactivated20]

Let’s hope

[30rockasaurus]

Why not? :)

[allthepheelsandphandoms]

*crossing fingers*

[tkaaay]

pretty much^^^^

[itsrebeccablack]

i got nothing to lose. (:

[curls-get-gurls-blog]

Last time i did this my wish came true.

[sleep-for-days]

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[stoneddamara-deactivated2013050]

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

[notuptospeedster]

it came true last time…so why not

[my-kindacrazy]

<3

[phenomeniallfetish-deactivated2]

hoping and praying…

[emopeahen]

Why not.

[infamousvikas]

lets see.

[amaayzing-deactivated20130405]

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

[x-xdyingtobethinx-x]

Why not lol

[iwannabeaskinnybich]

Let’s see if it works 🥀➰

[edxolivex]

I doubt it will work but anyhow

[alliwantisskinny]

I will always reblog this as long as I have hope

[teaskinny]

📚 🍵

[sweet-n-dainty]

♥

[just-another-obsession]

Here’s hoping…

[thinningskinny]

🐽

[yansstyle]

Praying for this to work💫

[desiring-for-dainty]

･ﾟ✧

[mykawaiithinspo]

I will do it.

[skinnyiittiethings]

On my knees begging for this to work.

[ourdreamsofskinny]

Please.

[domiingoenfuego]

!!!

[xgoddamndoorx-deactivated202009]

🤞

[ramen-for-brains]

🙏🏻

[ramen-for-brains]

80s Anime Style Stranger Things

[ramen-for-brains]

Gordon Ramsay playing over Ratatouille

[ramen-for-brains]

[memesandlaughs]

[ramen-for-brains]

This is what people talk like all the time in the South

[ramen-for-brains]

Just a reminder for those going to band camp:

1. DRINK LOTS OF WATER

We don’t need people passing out

2.NO SUGARY DRINKS OR DAIRY PRODUCTS

Trust me, your stomach and toilet will thank you later

3.BRING SUNGLASSES AND/OR A HAT

It will help protect you from the sun

4.DONT WEAR BLACK OR DARK COLORS

I don’t care that black is slimming, light colors will keep you cooler

5.SUNSCREEN

Farmer tans might be bad, but Farmer sunburns are hell

6.DEODERANT

Nobody wants 50+ kids smelling like a sewer

[heavyweightheart]

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

[ramen-for-brains]

Omg someone put it into words