Shitposting is my Passion

Just trying to figure it all out I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ If you're new call me Mat, if you're old call me 2nite ❤️ He/It🏳️‍⚧️

[trainingseasons]

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

[kosmogrl]

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in november I'm getting my shit together

[strollgeant]

we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[afterword]

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

[afterword]

this is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[televisionenjoyer]

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

[televisionenjoyer]

Rescued media. Fuck it.

[m0unta1ndude]

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

so who’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

That’s right 👍🏻

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

that’s strange

[you-say-that-so-often]

No, he’s on second.

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

[cplus902]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Who?

[tornadointhetundra]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

So Naturally is the first baseman?

[tornadointhetundra]

No. The first baseman is Who.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

[tornadointhetundra]

House is on Third.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

[tornadointhetundra]

Who’s on first!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is horrible

[tornadointhetundra]

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

[wrenchinator-central]

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

[kosmogrl]

[uncertainlys]

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

[depsidase]

[skiplo-wave]

The pencils breaking into smaller pencils

And why they treating word pencil like a slur. Reblog to scare ai losers away 🤭

[iwannachill]

PENCIL ALL THE WAY

PENCIL FOREVER

[prixy-black-lupin]

Fuck yes FUCK AI , AND PENCILS ARE AMAZING

[areallyuniquename]

[mckitterick]

You mustn't let the dystopian nightmare bullshit dim your fucking sparkle.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yess

[gaytanic-panic]

oh hell yeah!

[themiserychic]

She was arrested for breaking Ron DeSantis' trans bathroom ban. A judge just let her go free. - LGBTQ Nation

She is thought to be the first person arrested for breaking the 2023 state law.

[ana-less-than-three]

Thanks for googling the link for us 🙏

I am not a lawyer yadda yadda

Glad that she's free, but it's worth noting that according to the article, the judge didn't let her go because they decided the law was unconstitutional or something, but because the prosecutors missed a bureaucratic deadline.

[willgrahamscock]

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

[moldbreakfast]

the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of

[389]

Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

[theehorsepusssy]

[demonicae]

[rxdxct3d-deactivated20260301]

these two posts are in a very loving relationship