Fuck

[crazy-brazilian]

[aceynk]

sometimes i think im a fruit fly so i hang out in the appled cider vinegar traps but then i remember theyre deathly and i leave

[kosmogrl]

[myfootyrthroat]

Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."

[myfootyrthroat]

Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".

[teaboot]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

thos video is killinh me

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[peysk]

What if in like 10 years we find out that this was actually the best possible material to show 2-6 year olds for their development. What if all the kids brought up on this stuff all show unprecedented levels of emotional and academic intelligence and every bit of evidence points to this being what did it

[manicpixienitemaregirl]

Idk who OP is but yeah

[enriquemzn262]

[sandersstudies]

When my husband was growing up his mom ran the school lunch program at his school and often brought home large portions of leftover food for her family of six to have for dinner that night, and the problem is that now all of my husband’s nostalgia meals come from a recipe designed for 500 kids.

“Hey MIL could you text me your molasses cookie recipe? Husband was talking about how they were his favorite when he was a kid.”

“Of course. 1. 20lbs of flour—“

Ah yes of course.

[boccher]

probably a good time to blanket new york city and state with the bubbling sludge

[boccher]

YESSSSSS

[vinegarss]

image that will be increasingly relevant in the coming months

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[libraford]

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

[intactics]

"there are no bad adaptations of Homer" says the benign scholar who wants more classics funding, but nonetheless I'm sure I could do it. give me a couple hundred mil and I'll change his mind

[intactics]

two and a half hours of a seven foot tall man on a traditional theater stage, naked but for a helmet, rippling with muscles, fucking a wooden horse in silence while someone plays a kazoo. the backdrop is white fabric with THEMES AND SUCH painted in massive red letters. the perspective of the camera never changes and it's one continuous shot. at the end we get a one-second shot of the audience members clapping and the audience consists of every single other character from the Odyssey & the Iliad; they are not in costume, but they are all wearing signs with the characters' names on them.

[yvfu]

is there an ai bubble bubble?

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

picturing a scenario where so many people have shorted tech stocks in anticipation of an ai bust that the economy will collapse if the economy doesnt collapse

[something-truly-evil]

[n3ptuuune]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

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