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im trying to enjoy fandoms without being in fandoms

[fuck-customers]

[wayba3]

A teacher and his aquarium

[tall]

[capacity2]

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

[kristina100000]

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

[europe-abolitionist]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

[glavilio]

japanese serow and brown hyena... a bona fide pair of changelings

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[stuckinapril]

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[talentlesshuman]

Lopunny fusions; donation request

If you show me proof of donation to gazafunds.com, careforgaza, or donate esims to gaza, I will take your drawing request!

(buneary fusions i made: x

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[tonyzaret]

Dating as a Male Toon is very difficult if you are not attracted to yourself but with large Eyelashes

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you can still be a selfless, kind, generous person and also have boundaries and say no to things

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt