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YOU ARE THE REASON
taylor price
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home
JBB: An Artblog!
Love Begins
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Origami Around
$LAYYYTER
#extradirty
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@backwards-elvis
Woah Mama, Which Elvis is Sexier?
Backwards Elvis
Post Punk Elvis
Hummina hummina
@backwards-elvis
@post-punk-elvis
etalocohc fo tib a ro yllol a uoy evig ll'i em rof etov uoy fi ,amam haow
(woah mama, if you vote for me i'll give you a lolly or a bit of chocolate)
I know we are all used to hear bad news from the USA or UK when it comes to trans rights but this time Germany wants to play in the same league.
Our idiots at home ministry came up with the fucking idea to start a register for all transgender and nonbinary people which would mean every person working at some public position could always at any given time see your assigned gender at birth, your deadname, your address and who knows what else.
We had been there in the past. Hitler Germany called it the "Travestite Law" back then. Our politicians didn't learn.
We all know this is unacceptable.
Please, if you are German, sign it. If you are not, spread it wide and far.
This had been stopped once a few years ago. It needs to be stopped again.
Hallo, ich bin Penelope Alva Frank, Transfrau, queerfeministische Aktivistin und Gründerin der queerfeministischen Bewegung Queermany. Ich w
@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass and @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can are you guys allowed to sign this?
Just to give everyone some context
This isn't some small thing. This is real and big, and it really might change something. We're already at 150 000. The next goal is 200 000. This is really possible.
elvii— spread the word! (do NOT look under the cut, for your own sanity)
@artistelvispresley @gay-elvis @pr1ntsly-c0gvis-offical @elvistigative-press-official @union-elvis @lorvis-offical @frog-elvis @elvis-but-morbius @godzilla-elvis @elvis-topala @teto-presley @brainrot-elvis @bigfoot-elvis-official @jelvis-presley @princess-elvis @bblvis @jeselvis-christ @amishpresley @elvonda-odysley @justelvis @elvis-popeley @elvisnasir @ominous-elvis @dead-elvis @stillwakestheelvisofficial @frozenelvisofficial @blahaj-elvis @elvisdeactivated-36746647 @german-elvis @mothwomanelvis @gelvis-presley @snailvis-jr @artistelvispresley @elvissupportgroup @elvis-preston @spider-elvis @elvis-fitzgerald-presedy @morseelvis @cowboy-elvis @cult-leader-presley @gladys-official @absoluteelvis @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @mario-elvis @elvis-d-presley @elvis-staffley-official @ewvis-officiaw @lurkerelvis @belvis-b-buzzley@yn-presley @elvis-inc-official @country-elvis @wevis-presley @reptilvis @adovis-presley @elvisplier-presley @gamblingaddicted-elvis @wizard-elvis @poll-elvis @hatsunelvis-miku @mahou-presley @elvis-pres-ident-ley @elvis-official-3 @elvis-official-2 @this-elvis-isnt-real @dinosaur-elvis @elvis-georg @elvis-georg-official @elvis-georg-unofficial @elvis-george-official @elvis-george-unofficial @jester-presley @tibielvis-anterior
more elvii because tumblr broke when I tried to tag everyone at once
@elvis-official @evil-elvis-official @elvis-hell @eggvis-preggsley @gay-elvis @catgirl-presley @emo-presley @werewolfelvis @italian-elvis-official @elvis-imitator-official @eagle-elvis @snailvis @pelvis-presley @mii-elvis @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @miniature-elvis @elvis-unofficial @haiku-presley-elvis @sauromon-presley-the-orber @mouseelvis @scary-elvis @nonbinary-elvis @gen-z-elvis @elvispurrsley @elvis-parsley-official @italian-elvis @italian-elvis-unofficial @invincible-elvis-official @gayelvissupportivefather @phannie-elvis @Robot-Elvis @elvis-compressedly @yelserp-sivle @elvish—presley @elvis-parsley-chiapet @penvis-presley @lionelvis @grian-elvis-prestley @elvis-mumbo @dynamite-elvis-offical @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis @shark-presley @elvis-official-impersonator @catboy-presley @elvis-resercher-official @elvis-exterminator @furina-de-fontelvis @leprechaun-elvis-official @canadian-elvis @elvis-pretzel-offical @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2 @elvis-against-tumbr-update @haiku-presley-ghost @wizard-presly @drowning-elvis @elviritch-horrors @blueelvis @alien-elvis @barbara-gunnhelvis @death-elvis-official @arlecchelvis-official @dwarvish-presley @fishvis-presley @elvis-depressedley @daedric-prinelvis-presley @woke-elvis @escaperoomelvis @muppet-joker-elvis @macbelvis @elvisander-presleyton
Woah mama trans rights baby
will you reblog for sample size
yes
no
Reblogging for sample size
Woah mama, Will you reblog for sample size?
Yes
No
Hummina hummina
!! OFFICIAL FOUNDATION ANNOUNCEMENT !!
CALLING ALL ELVII! I am running last minute late admissions to the Elvis Sexyman poll! Any and all Elvii who are not yet in the poll are asked to join
Woah science, this is the last chance to find out who the sexiest Elvis is!
Woah science, if you want in, reblog this post, or notify @poll-elvis that the foundation sent you. Go onward Elvii!!
dewrcs m'i ro sgniht sdrawkcab ekil elpoep epoh i !nuf sdnuos siht ,amam haow
(woah mama, this sounds fun! i hope people like backwards things or i'm screwed)
Make a music based off your shitposts
elbayojne si siht ,amam haow
(woah mama, this is enjoyable)
Help A Disabled Black Trans College Student Get Back On Their Feet 👍🏾
Become a supporter of Adam 🪷 today!
Hey gang, I don’t normally talk about personal issues on here, but I won’t lie. July has been a rough month for me in terms of just generally living and surviving and having fun and et cetera (got robbed, every job application of mine getting rejected this summer, just got out of the hospital again bc of my liver disorder, and just generally prepping to move 4000 miles away in between all of this) and because of that I am doing very very badly on the money front. And the idea of being flat broke in a new area without a completely solid support system is a teensy bit scary!!
It would mean the WORLD to me if you were to help a brother out by donating. Doesn’t have to be much, but I would at least like to be able to afford dinner for the next few nights 😭
Thank you a ton <3
tagging mutuals for reach don’t mind me being annoying
@dellerose @gilt-pigboy @marathehomosexual @grahamkennedy @rook-specter @velvetbow39
@muppet-elvis @mii-elvis @elvonda-odysley
we need more elvii
vhoa mama, go help zhem out if you can!
btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op
#this post deserves #10k notes #perchance.
ehh no actuallly it does not
Unfortunately for you, Tumblr is a site where the opinion least regarded on deserves notes is the original poster, sooo
@walmart-the-official
well. it's been over a month and we're not even at 1k yet, so I think I'm safe. perhaps 😌
....nate I'm really sorry I laughed at you for having posts with thousands of notes. don't do this to me
Anyway, ignoring my main. Hey op how would you like to get vermonted
i actually... don't think I would like that, thanks
Well, at least I dont have the list so being vermonted is a little less bad for gaining more notes :3
oh thank god I thought I was about to get listed
Oh no, I'd never!
you're very kind, vermont
I get that a lot ^w^ it isnt easy being the best us state, but it easy to be kind :D
But guess what I have (the list)
@newhampshireofficial @texas-real @sovereign-state-of-alaska
@not-communist-usa @ohio-thestate @maryland-officially
@definitely-the-real-belgium @literally-the-first-state @workplacefire
@new-mexico-official @florida-official @new-jersey-official
@washington-offical-2 @soviet-state-of-new-york @evil-maryland @meatierbunger @france-the-third
@officially-new-york @denmark-official @official-hongkong @official-ireland
@totally-france @france-unofficial @definitely-canada
@germany-official @genuinely-germany @india-official @yugoslavia-official
@guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand @definitely-brasil @very-real-australia
@definitely-totally-croatia @pakistan-official @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official
@non-tyrannical-usa @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-official-goose-god
@the-only-ontario @arizona-official
@an-ordinary-philippines-official @not-not-turnblr @real-chicago
@official-vermont-fr @offiiciallybavaria @raleigh-nc-official-totally-real
amam haow
(i'm sorry that's all i have to add)
Gimmick Blogs raise your hands
Here I'll do it for you: ✋
...wait. raising a hand isn't talking. It's still silence
✋ :DD
Tumblr are you... telling me to grow lettuce?? I don't understand?
You can do it
Oh no, a big blog has reblogged this 👀
Nobody cares about me I'm still a relatively small blog with like 270 followers
No you have A List, that's scary and big
The old person kinda died so I stole it from them and it means nothing
Woah mama
The blahaj collective found you OP.
YOU MUST GROW LETTUCR
Also ASSEMBLE my FELLOW ELVI
NOOOOOOOOOOOO XD
LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE LETTUCE :DDD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD
Not unless someome tags @walmart-the-official probably ^_^
Oh noooo... What have I done :pp
NOOOOOOOOOOOO XD
Fuck it I'm getting The List™
@newhampshireofficial @texas-real @sovereign-state-of-alaska
@not-communist-usa @ohio-thestate @maryland-officially
@definitely-the-real-belgium @literally-the-first-state @workplacefire
@new-mexico-official @florida-official @new-jersey-official
@washington-offical-2 @soviet-state-of-new-york @evil-maryland @meatierbunger @france-the-third
@officially-new-york @denmark-official @official-hongkong @official-ireland
@totally-france @france-unofficial @definitely-canada
@germany-official @genuinely-germany @india-official @yugoslavia-official
@guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand @definitely-brasil @very-real-australia
@definitely-totally-croatia @pakistan-official @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official
@non-tyrannical-usa @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-official-goose-god
@the-only-ontario @arizona-official
@an-ordinary-philippines-official @not-not-turnblr @real-chicago
@official-vermont-fr @offiiciallybavaria
HA. BIG BLOG 🫵
Mary hon with all due respect I'm still a tiny blog like I don't have 2000 followers like you do and half my NatGuard (around 20 people) only comes on once a week or smth
I'm pretty sure I started getting called popular/famous at maybe 150 followers lol
.....and i don't have 2000 :C
Grow lettuce
Grow lettuce
Grow lettuce
ecuttel worG
(Grow lettuce)
gnitanitsarcorp saw i tahw togrof tsomla i drah os detanitsarcorp i ,amam haow
(woah mama, i procrastinated so hard i almost forgot what i was procrastinating)
tempted to post something but that would defeat the purpose of my (non) existence hummina hummin- why do I do this?
I’m. Not. Elvis
so why do I say hummina hummina? Am I simply a paradox forced to question my every breath, my personality, my identity is based off of me not being Elvis but most people aren’t Elvis so why am I special?
am I really what I wanted not to be? Am I just another Elvii trying to blend in with society? I just want to be normal yet I continue to answer HIM
why mother, why? Why did you force me to live with this Elvis dna?
?ereht thgirla uoy ,amam haow
(woah mama, you alright there?)
Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)
ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U
15/26
[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]
1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville
Image ID: a
pink 1960 Cadi
llac Eldorado
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Achievement Unlocked:
Break The Gimmick
What is going on??
Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.
Heresy.
Rating: Not Cute
Snating: snot snute
Yeah sure I'll reblog that
woah mama
Sneef snorf! This post smells like: kelp and salt.
this post is whimsical!
woah mama I like your shoelaces
tnediserp eht morf meht elots i ,sknaht ,amam haow
(woah mama, thanks, i stole them from the president)
Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you
taht tuoba ees ll'ew ,amam haow
(woah mama, we'll see about that)
an evil imposter elvis. he eats people and preforms for bugs and lizards.
!em tae ot gniyrt speek eh !sivel retsopmi ton ,amam haow
(woah mama, not imposter elvis! he keeps trying to eat me!)
just stumbled upon the elvisverse at 4am .. whoa mama indeed
emoclew ,amam haow
(woah mama, welcome)
If this gets 1k I will reveal one secret gimmick blog and then one more for every thousand past that. I dont think anybody gives a fuck but my determined followers need some enrichment
@ciel-of-vault-111 @blakescrazyblog @theasexualagent @deadskincellsonyourpillow @spaghettihellspersonaldemon @spaghettihellspersonalangel @chaos-triangle @sira0909 @i-eat-large-amounts-of-pasta
Attack!
GO MY SCARABS
@moth-fanatic @birdmanstein @blaxolt @spottedstatic @imdacreature @angelik-mori @throatofdelusion12 @skelpiescool @spaghettihell @girl-detector @starshine331 @american-catboy @dollcorvid @frankiefridayyy @afriendofblahaj @ilovewomen--8 @groggle @unfortunatelyshortpeasent @sira0909 @toppettehat @wheezecheese @in-your-wallz @loozerboykisser @punk-rat-king @boughtmender @ill-steal-your-tea @frostfae-thesoulcrow @justacrispyrat @lostshulkerbox @eggtoasterfrfr @chaos-triangle @the-gayestidiot @daggerhobbit @shark-tranny @memermemedout @wolfthedrolf @cin-the-moth @caffeine-pup @densomtror @noelleaxolotl @randomartistontheinternet @rabidrobotrabbit @anomymous1 @thedamsolangelofan @saltywastelandjase @cosmo-lives-here @urfavlieyemede @lyninabin
someone stole my 100th reblog :(
habe u eber been infwicted by da woondz ov chwist????
Do yu knwo aboit stigmawta????
did a howt pwiest eber bwing a mattwess to yor aportmwent ????
Did u eber get accuwsed ov infwecting a giyz bawlz????
Did a sk!nh3@d eber twy to cut off to bawlz???????
R YU GAY??????
sseug i siht od stel os ffo era seilper eht ,amam haow
(woah mama, the replies are off so lets do this i guess)
