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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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“content” “platform” “creators” “monetization” “revenue” “microinfluencers” “algorithm” “trends” “lifestyle” “authenticity” “parasocial”
In the spirit of Halloween, due to my own experiences as of an hour ago, I have come up with a new horror video game.
Because of the low atmospheric pressure, two things have happened: my blood pressure levels are somewhere in the vicinity of my ass, and there is. Fog. Fucking. Everywhere. The kind of weather only Jack the Ripper could enjoy.
No sane person would go outside. Except the people who still have to walk their dogs.
(This was when the fog was actually still traversable and I theoretically still knew where I was. The moment you hit a less lit area, you're toast)
So the game would be first person POV, and you get lost in your own fucking neighborhood. Your only guide is your scaredy-cat of an idiot dog, and you know you can't let go of the leash for even a second because you're not going to see the damn dog ever again. Which is also bad because the dog is the only creature around who knows how to get home.
So you're feeling sleepy and headachy and yet somehow have the anxiety levels of someone being hunted for sport, your dog who is the only one who knows how to get home keeps jumping at shadows. You wonder if that's because he can hear things you can't in the dark.
Suddenly you see the fucking grim reaper approaching on a fucking skateboard. You nearly piss yourself, only for the geim reaper to pass you by, whirling fog around him, then reveal it's actually a kid on a bike with his friend standing on the seat behind him. You're vaguely happy you didn't actually scream.
But the next monster you see? Might not be kids.
So you better hold that leash tight and hope the dog can get you home before you're both eaten.
Happy Halloween. If you need me, please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get out of the damn fog.
I’M SORRY BUT THE DESIGN SLAPS??
THE COMPOSITION
THE BALANCE
THE SILHOUETTE
Someone who can draw please draw this
found this on twt and i screamed
I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing
C'est les swimming poules
Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone
Source
– Смотри: я сфинкс….
Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important
“look: i’m a sphinx”
you’re right that was important
Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃
WHAT
Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.
Fucking what?!
Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.
I just stood up so fast and snatched mine out of my closet brb going to the sink
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHAT
I STILL HAVE MY SET AND EVERYTHING
A GAME CHANGER
Yup!!
some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things
"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean
this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍
there should be more female drug dealers i HATE interacting with plugs
If you’re migrating here from Twitter, I have good news! I’m gonna rip your cock off
You. You first
pretty funny that there's only 3 websites now and they're all dying
A tragedy in 2 acts
I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid
oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.
It’s not a fuckijg contest
INSECTS ATTACK
🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳
free him
free him
free him
Fools….he is sealed for our protection