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oH REALLY BRONTE?
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Get his ass Sophie
oH REALLY BRONTE?
Maybe I should post my new W*ve theory…
Guys i updated my silly kotlc crack chatfic:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Go read it
— Melissa Cox
“The most beautiful people wear their heart on their sleeve, and their soul in their smile.”
— Mark Anthony
the siblings ever
@artemisiamasterofnone
In today’s episode of Sparkly Elves Making Amari Sad
Jfkdlas;jfdks;lajfdis;a WHAT
GUYS
So I was thinking that Sophie is the only person Keefe has really trusted to talk to about all his Parental Drama. The others know about how Keefe’s parents SUCK and stuff but Keefe has only explicitly told Sophie.
SO on one hand. Sokeefe. That’s why. BUT
Cassius and Gisela are (or were) esteemed amongst elves. Other elves probably thought they were very respectable and decent people. Alden may have been the first person to acknowledge that Keefe’s parents weren’t great.
So Keefe has probably figured that no one would believe him if he talked about how his parents actually were. Elves don’t believe themselves capable of not being good parents, let alone emotionally abusive ones.
Then he meets Sophie, who actually knows how bad people can be. She outright asks him if his parents are physically abusive. She’s raised by humans and she knows that the world is not always a kind and good place.
While the others are all in the Black Swan, they were still raised in a world where everyone is supposed to be good and right all the time. They are still struggling to break that mindset.
This is why Keefe trusts Sophie enough to tell her. She knows that this mindset is frankly bullshit. She knows the world is broken and hurtful, because she has lived in a world where no one pretended otherwise. I’m not saying the others haven’t been through a lot and might believe Keefe. I’m saying Keefe only thinks Sophie would believe him.
Anyways how are you doing today?
im fucking crying
UPDATE: After checking Calvin Klein’s Wikipedia page, I can confirm this is real.
Also:
Calvin Klein is queer and has dated both men and women
One of the men he dated was an ex gay porn star
He has a daughter who was embarrassed because her dad’s name was on her boyfriend’s underwear
She also is one of the talent searchers for SNL and was a producer on 30 Rock, and Alec Baldwin personally thanked her in his Golden Globes speech
I cannot make this shit up
please read this even if you're not indian. especially if you're not indian.
you've seen the jokes. india is "dirty", indians are "everywhere", why don't they fix their own country. ok. let me tell you why, and what's happening right now while nobody's watching.
first, the history you skipped: britain ruled india for two centuries and drained it. economist utsa patnaik's research estimates around $45 trillion in today's money was taken. the india that got independence in 1947 was one of the poorest countries on earth. every "why is india like this" question starts there. you don't get to profit off a robbery and then mock the crime scene.
now, what's happening RIGHT NOW:
in may the question paper for NEET leaked. that's the national medical entrance exam. over 2.2 million students took it. cancelled. years of studying, families' savings poured into coaching, gone overnight because someone sold the paper. students died by suicide after. these were kids who wanted to be doctors.
and out of that came a protest movement. a gen z group called the cockroach janta party, started by a 30 year old named abhijeet dipke, got 22 million instagram followers within DAYS. they've been doing a sit-in at jantar mantar in delhi demanding education minister dharmendra pradhan resign.
and then there's sonam wangchuk. if you've watched 3 idiots, he's the real engineer the character was based on. built solar schools in ladakh. invented ice stupas so himalayan villages have water. spent his whole life on education. he's 59 and he's been on hunger strike for 17+ days now. reporters went to see him this week and he was too weak to talk. and the troll armies are calling him "anti national" and "foreign funded". a man starving himself for other people's children. that's the thing here, anyone who asks a question is suddenly a traitor.
it's not one incident, it's everywhere you look:
• infrastructure worth thousands of crores failing within months of the ribbon cutting. tunnels collapsing in regions where heavy rain is a guarantee, not a surprise.
• youth unemployment near 10% for ages 15 to 29, 13.6% in cities. in a country of 1.42 billion where more than half the population is young.
• only about the top 3% of indians earn above 10 lakh a year. meanwhile billionaire wealth keeps ballooning and the headlines celebrate it.
• manipur burned for over two years. an ethnic conflict, tens of thousands displaced, and the prime minister barely said the word manipur while it happened.
• journalists raided. critics' houses bulldozed. activists sitting in jail for years without trial under laws like UAPA. our press freedom ranking has cratered.
• even the petrol is a fight now, ethanol blending pushed through while drivers complain about their engines and get no straight answers.
and through all of it, the PM, who came to power on religious polarisation (americans, sound familiar?), travels abroad for photo ops and has not held one single open press conference in over a decade. not one.
what i'm asking:
if you're not indian: share this. our media mostly won't cover any of it because the big outlets are owned by the same billionaires the government serves. the only reason wangchuk's fast is getting any coverage is people refusing to look away.
if you ARE indian: speak up even if you're comfortable. especially if you're comfortable. join the protests. add to this, correct me, translate it. staying quiet is a choice when nothing in this post touches your life.
india is not "dirty". india was robbed, and it's being robbed again, from the inside this time. but it's also the country where a 59 year old will starve for strangers' kids and 22 million young people will rally behind a party literally named after cockroaches, because cockroaches survive everything.
we can still save her. but only loudly.
reblog. share. don't scroll past.
I need to draw fedex. I need to write fedex. I need to consume fedex.
KoTLC shouldn’t be a tv show or a movie. It needs to be an anime.
Liking a popular ship in a large fandom is so weird after only being in tiny fandoms for years
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!
It's coming, cousins. ...This could be as big as March 15th if we made it that way...
As a non-American. MOON DAY MONDAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Part two of the quote generator Jo showed me
@purpledelight127 the link is here!
@ihateeveyoneandeverything @thecatboyknight-offical @i-know-too-many-greek-myths
With the Alex and I one, its true but I confessed first so tech. yeah, and he flusters 1000000x faster than I do <3 I love it
Aso yes the throwing the phone at my window one is very real, I feel it could happen irl. I wanna do this with some of my mutuals and you
@i-know-too-many-greek-myths and I ^
@deusben and I ; *why do I see this happening and yes I know this is a quite literal meme* ^
@melancholic-whimsy and I ^
@godsgoodestgay *I didn't wanna put your name* and I ^
@lightsabersandbluecookies and I ^
@somesharkguy and I ^
@mikeandwillsweddingofficiant and I ^
@lemonenty and I ^
@duckwithdeviousintent and I ^
@xo-evsi and I ^
@electricbones and I ^
@queen-of-chaos-offical and I ^
This is crazily so much fun ^^. I chose the ones that I feel are accurate most of them got it on the second try
Accurate <//3
@thecatboyknight-offical and I^ (i would absolutely do this)
@tired-shipper and I^ (It's canon trust)
@skeletal-spire-man hmm
@kingkit7734 I've actually done something like this before ^
@obsessivebookwormalert 😭
@evee1308 heh true
roser I'm sobbing what was that 😭😭😭😭
@shenanigan42 I would so do that :3
@the-one-and-only-piper-offical canon
@lightsabersandbluecookies hmmm????
@makeitfast9052 i fear you have been clocked
@artemisiamasterofnone
@the-lotus-files yes
@random-indian-girl :33
@fancysheepnacho bad old fart
@tired-shipper MY WIFE NOOOOOO
im in love
Claire: Hey Artemisia, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this. Artemisia, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah? Claire: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Artemisia! ... Artemisia: Boo! Boo, I say! Claire: Artemisia? Artemisia: Oh, I am not Artemisia. I am the scariest thing known to mankind. A failed math test! Claire: Yeah, right… I’m gonna move on now… Artemisia: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice!
@caravalxjurdan240 ^
Pradhya: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Artemisia: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again? ... Artemisia: *plays shreksophone* Artemisia: Woo. Artemisia: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity. Pradhya: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend
@oricade ^
Artemisia, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Xander, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine. ... Artemisia: My head hurts. Jay: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
@er-idkhehe2 ^
Artemisia: Tommorrow's garbage day. Frog: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
@aquaphilicbibliophile ^
Chaos: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy. ... Artemisia: *slams books down in front of Chaos* Artemisia: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Chaos: You could of said literally anything else. Artemisia: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Chaos: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
@chaos-incarnate-xd ^
Amari: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire. Artemisia: But what if something else happens just this one time?
@randomfandomwriter ^
Flyer : I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it! ... Flyer : Ooh, I like your accent, where you from? Artemisia: I am Liberian. Flyer : Oh, my bad. Flyer , whispering: I like your accent, where you from?
@flyerguardian ^
Piper: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? Artemisia: Wait, what’s the difference? Piper: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
@jacksfoxevangeline ^
Claude: Today is Non-binary Awareness Day! Claude, staring into Artemisia’s eyes: I AM AWARE OF YOU. Artemisia: Really wish you weren’t. ... Artemisia: Hey. Claude: Hey? Artemisia: I can't sleep. :/ Claude: I can. Goodnight.
@soil-clown ^
Artemisia, talking to Worm: With all due respect, which is none…
...
Worm: We got a free day now. Whatdo you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
...
Artemisia: I am going to need you to swear-
Worm: Fuck.
Artemisia:
Artemisia: ...swear as in promise.
@obsessivebookwormalert ^
Amir: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Artemisia, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.
@amir-of-choccymilk-elias ^
Artemisia: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now. ... Artemisia: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’ ... Artemisia, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town- ... Artemisia: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under. ... Artemisia: All of your existences are confusing. The Squad: How so? Artemisia: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
LMAOOO ARTEMISIA
@artemisiamasterofnone (i actually have fallen up the stairs)
@obsessivebookwormalert
@nuesetine
@imobsessed123
@ladysencen
And finally, @caravalxjurdan240
due to personal reasons i need my tumblr mutuals to become my real-life friends
@arikakari @shenanigan42 @dramatic1nlyf @obsessivebookwormalert + my indian moots
@fancysheepnacho @obsessivebookwormalert we WILL meet
THE 4 OF US MUST MEET
@random-indian-girl you asw >:(
don’t move >:(
I must Shay, I must. But I will meet up with you guys whenever I end up in Mumbai because I convinced my parents to let me visit Sienna.
@flyerguardian @obsessivebookwormalert @caravalxjurdan240 @randomfandomwriter @lightsabersandbluecookies @er-idkhehe2
@nuesetine @caravalxjurdan240 @inejsgirl @bookworm-fangirl1 @obsessivebookwormalertand @impisback-tellafriend @luvisour @imobsessed123 and ofc you Artemisia
Since I’m more active on Tumblr now, I’ve decided to make a writing taglist. Just comment if you want to be added!