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the-universe-at-large

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

[actualchiotdelphine]

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

what

[kiwi-draws]

wh

[dnalkaline]

[overlordmao]

w-

[acefandom103]

If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

[postmastered]

I-

what?

[mlmc4ctus]

i’m frightened

[i-cant-believe-its-v]

Attempting to reblog

[randomficsandthoughts]

Jumping on the train for a little fun

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[amezure]

500 hands in 5 days 💀 ! feel free to use them for reference 💖 

[amezure]

I will continue to post more hands on this post! Here’s my Ko-fi in case you want to help me ☕💖 +122 ✌️

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+55 | Ko-fi ☕

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+ 67 | Ko-fi ☕💖

[randomficsandthoughts]

Some hand references.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Kisses

Showing affections.

goodnight kisses

hand kisses

smiling while kissing

lips barely touching

morning kisses

slow kisses

passionate kisses

kisses on the cheek

first kisses

goodbye kisses

welcome home kisses

kisses on the corner of their mouth

frustrated kisses

kissing each other breathless

soothing kisses

nose kisses

kisses as a promise

short pecks

forehead kisses

kisses on head

“we’ll face this together” kisses

kisses in the rain

life-or-death kisses

kisses for a cover

hard kisses

giggling while kissing

desperate kisses

neck kisses

hushed conversation in-between kisses

eyelid kisses

gentle stroking of cheeks

small kisses

kissing it better

jaw kisses

wake-up kisses

kissing away tears

public kisses

relieved kisses

kisses for comfort

tummy kisses

kisses to shut them up

slowly kissing down the body

“we’ll see each other again” kisses

kissing each finger

sleepy kisses

angry kisses

feather-light kisses

kisses with trembling lips

secret kisses

kisses with their last dying breath

Hugs|Hand-holding|Touching

[randomficsandthoughts]

Just some prompts I wanted to keep.

[randomficsandthoughts]

Ok so I really enjoy the chaos of this cite but good damn it if I get one more make a post to see about notifications I'm gonna scream. I get a notification that my blog had...something...happen. Then I got to check and boom! Make posts to see about likes, reboots, tags, ect. I mean come on!!!! You told me there was something! Why?!?!?!

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[trainthief]

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

[primeemeraldheiress]

This is the funniest fucking addition

[randomficsandthoughts]

This is amazing

[wholelottaprompts]

➟ Enemies to Lovers Prompts ➟

“Like them? Yeah, right. I can barely hold back my puke just by looking at them.”

“Don’t talk to me, someone might think we are friends.”

“I can’t stand you.”

“Are you blushing? Gross.”

“Leave me alone! The only thing I’m embarrassed by is your lame attempt at being cute.”

“A date? Sorry but I have to go home and laugh at that idea.”

“No, I don’t like them. They are too loud and obnoxious and I think that thing they do with their hands when they’re nervous is dumb.”

“Hey, you can’t be an asshole to them, only I can!”

“I’m going to kill them for punching you before I ever got to.”

“If it makes you feel better, you can slap me. Lightly.”

“If it makes you feel better, I’ll let you tell people you won against me.”

“I swear, if you took my leftovers, I will rip you limb from limb.”

“Them? Like me? What gave you that idea? The fact that they can’t go a minute without telling me how I suck or the way they can’t seem to roll their eyes every time I am near them?”

“I know you like me, and I promise not to tell anyone…if you promise to return a favor.”

“I can’t wait for the day you realize you’ve fallen in love with me so I can laugh and call you a loser.”

“Are you planning on confessing to them? Because I made a bet a few days ago that you would fall for them and I would like to cash in.”

“I don’t like them-I can’t. They’d kill me.”

[ask-kinders-teenau]

((Kid, Penny, and Ted are going together to the Valentines Day gala!))

((Felix and Cindy are also going, refs coming real soon!!))

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((Just as a recap, the only ones going to the gala are Ted/Penny/Kid, Felix/Cindy, and Freddie/Stevie))

[randomficsandthoughts]

These are so cute!!!

[ask-kinders-teenau]

((*tosses Vampire!Teddy AU and doesnt look back*))

[randomficsandthoughts]

I love this soooooo much

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[randomingoftherandomness]

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

[twinkgirlboywife]

Miles: Peter I think we can stop pretending you’re gay, my parents already know I’m Spider-Man.

Peter: Who said anything about pretending?

Miles: What! You can’t do that! You’re supposed to be Spider-Man, not my gay uncle.

Peter: Well congrats kid! Now I’m Spider-Man AND your gay uncle

[the-real-slim-shady]

I’ve reblogged this before but im reblogging it again because i literally love this

[randomficsandthoughts]

It gets better everytime I see it

[ask-kinders-teenau]

Can I see Monty being going into overprotective brother mode for Penny pls? Also, who's older, Penny or Monty?

((Answering the second question))

((Penny is older, but Monty won’t let it go 😅))

[randomficsandthoughts]

This is so cute OMG.

[randomficsandthoughts]

Just some cats. Aren't they sweet?

[tstwitterupdates]

[in response to his last short video]

One moment I had filmed but chose not to include cause I felt it didn’t add to the joke, but it’s still a nice moment lol

[teacupfulofstarshine]

i am Screaming, Respectfully

[thatsthat24]

Give Me the Proper Motivation 👔

[thekanechronicles]

No marriage required.

[splitseconddecision]

the entire time i spent watching this movie i was just waiting for charlotte to turn into a traitorous bitch, because that is what the media has told me for my entire life that her character archetype is supposed to do

kudos to disney for proving me wrong

[do-asdreamersdo-deactivated2015]

Let me tell you how great Lottie is. 1. She has EVERYTHING. This girl can literally have anything she wants and instead of hanging out with girls of her social class she’s friends with a poor girl. 2. Not only is she below her social class but she is African American which back in the twenties was COMPLETELY frowned upon. Lottie is risking social status to be friends with Tia. 3. When Tia and Naveen end up together in the end, Lottie doesn’t throw a fit or act upset, she is genuinely happy that Tiana has found true love even though that’s all Lottie has ever wanted her whole life. Something that her daddy can’t buy for her. 4. She’s true to herself and doesn’t let others judge her just because of how much money she has and she has a wonderful friend like Tiana that loves her for that. Lottie is wonderful and is highly underrated.

[rainbowloliofjustice]

If Tiana had let her, Charlotte would have bought the restaurant for Tiana and stocked it with the most expensive everything and had a grand ball for the opening. 

[takashi0]

#Charlotte was a ride or die chick to the end#like she’s the defination of sugar and sweetness as a person#like Tiana could ask her for anything and Charlotte would do it no questions or conditions required

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Remember that scene when Charlotte was hanging out with the prince until she came across Tiana who had fallen into her beignet table and gotten desserts all over her dress after being rejected by the racist assholes who denied her restaurant, and Charlotte immediately dropped everything to get Tiana cleaned up and gave her one of her own dresses. The entire night she’d been going nuts because all she wanted was to be with the prince but her friend was in trouble so she put that shit on hold no questions asked. Charlotte was a real one.

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

[ravennm84]

Charlotte was also a girl who wasn’t afraid to say exactly what was on her mind, something that was actually frowned upon back in the 20’s. Like that guy that kept asking her to dance. Instead of blushing, sputtering, or running away, she looks him in the eye and says: “Trent, when a woman says ‘later’ she really means ‘not ever’.” Probably one of the best lines in the movie, and showing kids around the world that they are allowed to say “No” to unwelcome advances.

[randomficsandthoughts]

This post is amazing and i love it so much.

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[randomficsandthoughts]

So cute

[melamemea]

misc sentences

“ people are talking about us. ”

“ won’t you just let me hold you? ”

“ i never want anything. anyone. now i want you. ”

“ you make me want. i never want anything. ”

“ just let me hold you. ”

“ everyone is looking at us. is that a good or a bad thing? ”

“ i can feel your breath on my skin. ”

“ don’t let me down. ”

“ i never let anyone this close before. ”

“ how does this make you feel? ”

“ trust me. ”

“ don’t be afraid, trust me. ”

“ you make me feel things, things i don’t know how to describe. ”

“ i look at your and suddenly… things just make sense. ”

“ i just want summer already. ”

“ the days are getting longer, but the weeks are getting shorter. ”

“ it feels like i’m stuck in between today and tomorrow, yes and no. ”

“ i thought you, of all, would understand. ”

“ i’ll be here, no matter what. ”

“ you can rely on me, you know. ”

“ can’t we go somewhere we can be alone? ”

“ i still care. ”

“ you can still lay by me. ”

“ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you like this. ”

“ of course i knew where you’d be. you’re my friend. ”

“ are you still upset with me? ”

“ it’s not like i meant what i said. it just slipped out. ”

“ i have never felt this safe before. ”

“ if you never need someone, no matter what, i’ll be there. ”

“ i always looked up to them, you know? ( name ). ”

“ sometimes i just wonder why things turned out this way. ”

“ don’t say anything. just hold me. please. ”

“ i know what you’re going to say and i don’t like it. ”

“ there’s something you’re not telling me. ”

“ this job is going to kill me. ”

“ i missed you, you know? ”

“ i was hoping for a little sympathy, maybe. ”

[softestvirgil]

Send me a combo of some of these with a ship if you want! I’m trying to get inspired