Random stuff because of reasons

[theheroheart]

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

[gayscreechingnoises]

hey one question what the fuck?

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[kaleighbytheway]

Their reflexes are so finely tuned. A lot of pro players practice batting accuracy using bottle caps and a broomstick. If you can consistently toss a bottle cap into the air, then smoke it with a broomstick, you have no excuse for missing a baseball with a bat.

[funnypicsdept]

[pukicho]

[booasaur]

[skunkandburningtires]

“My sister didn’t like Guardians Vol 2 for a totally valid reason…“ – smashcuts

Updated, with art by shabzxd

[shock]

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[kuvaton]

[insomniac-arrest]

non-gendered alternative to ‘welcome ladies and gentlemen’

[munchsquads]

god

[mori-esque]

Why does Justin look like he’s got my soul on that fork

[that-green-nut]

This honestly holds to the “all images of Justin are cursed, all images of Travis is blessed, all images of Griffin instill a subtle sense of discomfort” law.

[gifbro]

[defenji]

this is the best thing i have ever done

[skysworn-deactivated20190803]

“ITS HIIIGH NOOON”

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?

[aolien]

#road trip rom com #their hands brush while reaching for the gun

[sobeitjayt]

Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do 

[toddyfoxx]

Threesome

[lunamoonnaa-deactivated20170506]

Stop

[cooltrees]

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[trashabilly]

my brother and i have come up with a new brawl for overwatch, its called “get out of our house” and its in hanamura. you cannot pick either of the shimada brothers.

they will, however, come and attack both teams at random times. there is no way to tell when they will attack or from where.

they fight with the strength and abilities shown in the dragons short and it is entirely possible for both teams to lose and the brothers win, however, they cannot be awarded potg and this upsets them, fueling their desire to fight.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Perfect

[ubercharge]

you have my full fucking attention