hey.

All i want in life is to have tons of cats and to live in England

[the-average-gatsby]

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “swims” is the same upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

smiws??

[eazyintheheezy]

upside down, not backwards. silly.

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

[eazyintheheezy]

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

[eazyintheheezy]

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

oh

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

[birdungehrl]

Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

[astrologyqueenn]

what i want to say

Aries: you’re not alone. I know that this world is frightening, and being the strong one is what you’re so used to. you are always there to protect everyone else, and to put on the strong face for the people you love. I think that it’s time for you to recognize that putting yourself first, and being open with your emotions and feelings is only going to make you better in the long run. you can’t always swallow your emotions and feelings. be open and honest and let yourself be the one who breaks down every once in a while.

Taurus: you are so full of love and light, and sometimes people think it’s a weakness. it’s not fair to be so pure and have gold intentions all the time, because the wrong people can take advantage of you. what you need to remember is that there is no shame in continuing to be soft, even after people show you their true colors. karma will come for them even if you don’t realize it right now. you are strong for being so open to love, use your stubbornness to keep yourself that same way.

Gemini: people care. I know it’s hard for you to realize this, because you so easily shut yourself away and convince yourself that everyone else has bigger problems than you do. it’s not true, though. the more you give yourself to other people, the more they reciprocate. and then before you know it, all of your relationships will benefit from you telling them about you. who you are and where you come from is just as important as any other story. don’t convince yourself that you’re not worth the effort.

Cancer: be yourself, consistently. you don’t need to change yourself to fit other peoples ideal image of you. you need to remember that the right people are going to love you exactly for who you are, no exceptions. I know that it’s tempting to try to be the perfect human being for everyone you meet, but eventually you won’t be able to keep up. let yourself be you, and the right people will be drawn towards it. give yourself the freedom to be loved, just how you love other people.

Leo: this world is scary, I know. but I think what you’ve been lacking is being your own best friend. you sometimes forget how to love yourself when things aren’t going to plan. you beat yourself up so easily and expect yourself to always be perfect. you need to spend time with yourself, to really get to know yourself, so that you can always be your own savior and your own best friend. don’t be hard on yourself and don’t get so lost in what you think you should be. you’re great the way you are.

Virgo: don’t stay stuck inside your bubble. sometimes, change is hard for you. you find yourself doing the same thing and not looking for anything new. you need to give yourself a sense of excitement, and let yourself love life. it’s hard to find these things, but the first step is to be open to them. the more you start to say yes, the more newness will come to you. try new things you’ve never thought of, let yourself find a new sense of freedom. you have everything in you to be what you want to be. you’re going to be great as long as you let yourself be.

Libra: sadness is not a comfort zone. don’t let yourself think that you’re not you without your sadness. it’s not you. don’t find comfort in not speaking to your friends or not talking about what’s important. you have a world of people who care about you and who just want to help you. you can get yourself out of any hole you’re in, you just need to start somewhere. don’t shut yourself away and get used to being alone. you are truly a fighter. you need to remember how to get yourself out of these holes and keep on fighting.

Scorpio: with intense feeling, comes intense craving. you’re constantly craving more from life and I truly admire this about you. you have so much passion and drive to do things and help people and create. you need to remember to manifest what you want, to keep on finding ways to use your passion. never lose your curiousity for life. you have the most beautiful mind, the most passionate soul, and it deserves to be seen.

Sagittarius: you sometimes forget just how wonderful and adventurous you are. you get so lost in the stresses of life and forget how much you’re needed and wanted. you have the best sense of humor, the most wonderful way of thinking. you need to remember who you are and what got you here, sometimes. you are one of the strongest signs, you could take on the world with no problem and I hate to see you stop believing in yourself when things get you down. you need to remember how unique and wonderful you are, sometimes.

Capricorn: life is about balance. sometimes, it’s hard for you to find the balance between things. like work and friends, or family and relationships. let yourself rest. let yourself lay around and laugh with your friends all day instead of worrying about what your next step is. life happens when you let yourself breathe, and let yourself indulge in what makes you happy. you can’t look back and realize that you didn’t let yourself just… be. you don’t have to have everything figured out all the time, it’s fine to not know the next step.

Aquarius: sometimes, when you’re in a bad place, you need to remind yourself just how temporary it is. you often tend to forget that life has seasons, and you are so good at riding them out. it’s hard to remember in the moment that you are strong and capable. but, you are. you are so intelligent and ready for whatever the world throws at you and you need to remember who you are when things might seem to be going wrong. you are strong and resilient, and nothing will ever take that away from you.

Pisces: you are so intellectual. sometimes you feel too much and you just don’t know what to do with it. it’s okay, though. we need the empathy in the world that you have. you have the most tender heart, and you’re always there for anyone who needs it. an understanding friend is the greatest gift anyone could ever have. always remember to be understanding towards yourself, too. just as you would do for someone you love, you need to love yourself with that kind of power. you are a gift that the world often lacks, don’t forget that feeling deeply is a superpower.

[randomnes1516]

Really needed this right about now

[dailyniallnews]

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

[captain-acab]

You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?

You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”

He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”

[misscrazyfangirl321]

This one wins.

[janothar]

It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up.  She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.  First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

Clark’s introducing her around.  “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”

You blink, and take a step back in fear.  You’ve never seen an 11 before.

[aniseandspearmint]

The day Bruce Wayne shows up for his long promised interview with Lois Lane, you can’t help it, the mug your holding drops from your fingers and sends a shock of hot coffee and ceramic shards across the floor.

Clark stops a few feet away and squints at you worriedly from behind those ridiculous glasses you’re 99% sure he doesn’t actually need, and asks tentatively, “Everything all right?”

You ignore him in favor of staring at the inky dark numerals hovering over the beaming fool gesticulating some fantastic yacht story for a gaggle of secretaries and minor columnists.

That’s it. Your gift has officially gone haywire. There is no other explanation. Because there is absolutely no way that Brucie Wayne is a 10.

[petitstar]

At this point, you’ve seen it all. Miled manner reporters and billionaires at a 10 and a model-like woman at 11. You were really starting to doubt your power. The day you really stopped believeing in it was when Bruce Wayne came for another visit, and this time with a kid. The kid couldn’t be more than 10 years old, a bit on the short side.

He was an 8.

[lainathewitch]

The day you started believing in it again was when you saw on tv the formation of something called the justice league.

There were those same numbers over superman, batman, wonder woman and robin. That’s when you put two and two together. You wonder how nobody at the daily planet noticed that Clarke was Superman with glasses. You wonder why you didn’t notice. You wonder why nobody put two and two together that Diana Prince and Wonder Woman looked exactly the same. You look in the mirror as the realization hit you and you see your own number change from a 3 to a 9.

[ribbonsflyingoutthewindow]

I don’t think I’ve ever actually reblogged this magnificent post and that’s shame.

[nadjaandlazslosmixtape-deactiva]

So satisfying

[stream]

Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[rbgif]

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[lunarreaper12]

He’s like “Should I go back inside…?”

[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[ice-cream-thursdae]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[notronaldreagan-blog]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[catbug]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[thesteppinrazor]

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

[coachcraigcahn]

bolded. just in case.

[rajning-deactivated20160412]

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

[scaredbisexual]

I’ve been waiting to see this post in person for my whole life

[29knutstoasickle-blog]

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

[oocharleneoo]

Emma’s reaction though 

[stephanie-judith-tanner-blog]

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

[mysticfeather]

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[only1600kids]

this is why police cats aren’t a thing

[tagurself]

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[sandandglass]

[denali-winter]

BAM.

[ex-libris-craux]

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

[onefitmodel]

dat sass in the last gif holy fuck

[error-username-taken-deactivate]

THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON SMILING