Random Thoughts

Just random things I reblog or need to get out. Bi. Female. Don't be offended by what I blog cause it's my blog not yours and you shouldn't be offended by stupid crap on the Internet. Go be offended by stupid crap in real life, you beautiful unicorn 🦄

[importantcatpics]

[faerytale-wings]

Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

[faerytale-wings]

It’s important you all know he has this opened on his second monitor, delightedly refreshing it every few minutes to read the notes.

[radwolf76]

[faerytale-wings]

I don’t even need to update him, he’s still reading the tags.

He also took the opportunity on our monthly discord call last night to proudly inform his mom and sister of his recent tumblr fame.

He perhaps did not consider that he might have to explain “top or bottom queen” to his mom.

[blueboxfive]

[thatdorianguy]

the sound is a very important aspect of this

[animentality]

[snommelp]

[theconcealedweapon]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jemmylove]

I worked at a Starbucks and some customer at the walk up came to complain there was a lady selling tamales in the parking lot and we were all like “oh whoa really?” And literally all of us left the store to buy bags of tamales

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[garbagebinne]

[stardust948]

[anxietyproblem]

[southofeerie]

knowing that danny and josh are like hinted at being old friends makes the secret plan to fight inflation scene so much funnier. get his ass, danny

[regardstosoulandromance]

the cast of The West Wing at the “National Day of Solidarity” rally outside Walt Disney Studios on August 22, 2023 in Burbank, California supporting the SAG-AFTRA WGA strike

[squash1]

[samwwise]

crowley shifting into protective husband mode

[kaleidoscope-vol2]

[teaboot]

Hey weird question but what happens if you put two reasonably likeable anthropologists of wildly different cultures together in the same room? Do they study each other? CAN they? Is it like an infinite conversational feedback loop? I'm imagining two dogs eternally sniffing each others butts at the park

[joaniejustwokeup]