ROOSTERSWEEEEEP!!!

my thoughts are like raw pasta I can throw at walls

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Back to normal :]

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Artfight side blog

Ao3

Butterflies

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[fallout-lou-begas]

if i am not a princess then i am still far too effete to be a knight and yet maid is hardly right either. i believe that in the presence of outranking princessgirls i would take on a sort of "royal wizard" type role that is responsible for spells and wards and such and my locomotion through the castle would absolutely involve teleporting in and out of environmental shadows

[mandate-transgenderism]

my royal magus, can u fetch my appy juice from the pantry,,, is too far :(

[fallout-lou-begas]

nothing is beyond my power... should you be the one to ask for it, your highness

[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[leidensygdom]

There's simply no argument or logical explanation that could sour the appeal of Big Fucking Scythe As A Weapon for me. Like no I don't care it wouldn't make for an optimal weapon, because have you considered : Big Fucking Scythes are Cool and Badass

[anomalocaris-lesbian]

indoor pronouns and outdoor pronouns

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

All my followers just want me to post hole and die

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

My kindest follower

[linuxbian]

DESPERATELY trying to find the source of this image. where do you come from. i need to find you. you're like my dead wife

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

π inch nails: i want to fuck you like uh… wait hold on. uh… like a uh… just give me a minute i’m not good at math

[dogpuppy]

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[hellokittydirtblock]

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

[thesweetiepienovels]

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

[shavalimonysal]

glass animals never lets u down