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The Lightning Thief Musical meme. (First 8 songs.)

"The gods are real, like the Greek gods."

"The gods have godly things to do."

"Daddy doesn't love me and mommy is a god."

"Mommy can't protect me and daddy is a god."

"It's time you heard our story."

"I didn't wanna be a half-blood, I didn't ask to be a hero seeking praise."

"We were geeking out on ancient Greek."

"The Greek gods! Almighty titans of earth, sea, and sky!"

"But is it me, or is Greek mythology not deeply weird?"

"She's a monster! Not literally. I don't think."

"Dude. I'm your only friend."

"Someday you'll understand why. I'm truly sorry."

"Better run and don't start crying, 'cause you're monster chow."

"This ain't Odysseus' Odyssey."

"I can't tell you all my secrets."

"He'd be proud of his son."

"Wow, look at the size of those waves."

"I first saw him in the water coming out of the morning mist."

"I never want it to change."

"Why be blah when there's aquamarine?"

"Normal is a myth."

"Everyone has issues they're dealing with."

"You'll see, you're destined for great things."

"The only thing I seem to be destined for is detention."

"All the things that make you, you are the things that will make you strong."

"So be strong."

"When I say run, run!"

"I'm not leaving her!"

"Don't pass out! Don't pass out! Don't pass out!"

"Am I dead or am I dreaming?"

"Am I underneath the ocean or are my eyes just streaming?"

"Oh look, a strange man in a Hawaiian shirt."

"What belongs to the sea can always return to the sea."

"She's floating close to me like an angel."

"This is weird but a good weird."

"You drool when you sleep."

"Oh, you're alive,

I suppose that's good news for you."

"Things might improve. For me. Not for you. You'd be dead."

"Great! You haven't been debriefed."

"This is way out of my pay grade, which is saying a lot 'cause I don't get paid."

"When you're in charge It's like you're cursed." 

"Does no one watch the orientation film?"

"Yeah. And I half-care."

"To tell you the truth the best thing is to break up with the guy."

"He loves you not!"

"Wait, did you say you're a god?"

"The gods are real. Yippy skippy."

"I see you've injured your arm."

"You don't have flying lessons on Thursdays, you have archery."

"Go talk to ___________ before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing."

"Ah, speaking of ponies."

"Oh kid, You have no idea bout this place or your former mentor."

"You're a horse!"

"You can hate it here but I hated it first."

 "I need a drink."

"Enjoy your stay at Camp Half-Blood."

"Where is my mom?"

"It wasn't a dream? She's really gone?"

"Well, it's my fault! She was trying to protect me."

"You mustn't blame yourself"

"I'm afraid there are some questions only the gods themselves can answer."

"He showed no sign that he ever existed, no sign he might actually care."

"My mom raised me all on her lonesome."

" The guy didn't need to be "Dad of the Year", but it's clear he could've shown us a sign."

"It could be... that is to say, the prophecies suggest... But, that's impossible!"

"Tough first day?"

All this time, I thought my dad was some dead-beat. Turns out he's a dead-beat god!"

"Look, the gods are busy.  They have a lot of kids, and they don't always care."

"So hey, you're not alone."

"I'm going to be your counsellor."

"The Hermes cabin takes anyone who hasn't been claimed. "

"Welcome to the dysfunctional family."

"Hang on, 'cause you're gonna be fine."

"If you need a friend to help figure it out."

"You got a problem with that? Prepare to be pulverized, newbie,"

"You wanna know whose house you're fighting for?"

"God of messengers, go take a note."

"You're gonna drown, you ain't gonna float."

"It's gonna be bloody murder she wrote."

"I'll put you in your place."

"We have to beat her?"

"Don't worry, Athena always has a plan."

"But she's gonna take a special spill - right to the bottom of the biggest hill."

"Don't mean to boast, don't mean to brag but you losers are a total drag."

"I feel your spirits starting to sag."

"She could capture your heart."

"Let's talk strategy."

"Hermes kids are fast."

"Satyrs are creatures of Pan - god of the wild."

"Hide in a tree!"

"I have a special job for you."

"We don't want you messing this up."

"Battle!"

"Heard you were tough but you don't look it ."

"Your goose is cooked, I'm here to cook it."

"You got some issue with me, it's pretty clear."

"You faced a monster on your very first day."

"Now, newbie, you're gonna pay."

"She'll put you in your place."

"Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow!"

"Offering to the gods. It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated. "

"Oh, things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe."

"My dad is Hermes, he messengers things."

"I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings."

"When your dad's a god, life can be tough."

"I met the guy once, and once was enough."

"My mom's Athena, she's smart and she's wise."

"She's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys."

"Oh, and my stepmom, she hates me, and my dad works all day."

"My mom's Demeter, Goddess of grain."

"She gets excited when it starts to rain."

"For their 16th birthday, my friends got a car."

"I'm a child of Pan - God of the wild."

"For those who love nature, they're often beguiled."

"He's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child."

"The goddess of love, My mom's Aphrodite."

"I'll bring home a boy, and she's there in her nightie."

"It's so embarrassing, guys!"

"She steals my mascara and all of my dates."

"If I tried to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche."

"Oh, we're all friends here. Come on, give it a shot."

"Yeah, who's your godly parent?"

"A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent."

"Did he not want me? Or not want the stress?"

"Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess."

"I got some choice words to throw in his face!"

"But I don't care where our parents may be, As long as you are here with me."

"Is anyone up here? Hello?"

"Guess no one's up here after- Whoa!"

" I am the spirit of Delphi, the speaker of the prophecies of Phoebus Apollo."

"Approach, and face your destiny."

"I have a destiny?"

"Face the treacherous lord."

"You shall be betrayed by one who calls you friend."

"And you shall fail to save what matters most in the end."

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Star Wars Rebels Season 3 Trailers starters

“Battles leave scars. Some you can’t see.”

“I will never let my friends be hurt again.”

“The ________. I’m afraid it’s changing them.”

“The secrets in that thing almost destroyed you.”

“Still can’t believe we’re here t break this guy outta prison.”

“Let’s go get ‘em.”

“You haven’t forgotten our ways. That has earned my respect.”

“So what’s in it for you two?”

“So, we’ll split the treasure?”

“How do you intend to solve this problem?”

“I need someone who sees a... bigger picture.”

“Previous attacks were clumsy. But this one was swift, precise.”

“To defeat an enemy you must know them. Not simply their battle tactics, but their history, philosophy, art.”

“Embrace your destiny.”

“Once a secret is known, it cannot be unknown.”

“Your anger gives you strength”

“They’ll be the architects of their own destruction.”

“The Empire is hiding something. Something important.”

“They can’t keep it hidden forever.”

“I just hope it won’t be too late.”

“We’ve building an alliance.”

“This is our rebellion.”

“They’ve revealed their meager defenses.”

“It’s exactly this moment I’ve been waiting for.”

“I should let them know we’re coming so they don’t shoot us down.”

“Ha! That’s funny, I- wait, you’re not kidding, are you?”

“Once people know you have it you will be challenged.”

“You must use all your skills together.”

“I’m fighting for you, and everyone else not to loose what they’ve got.”

“My friends make the impossible, possible.”

“We’ll never surrender to you, ______”

“I’m not accepting surrenders.”

“I want utter defeat crushing down upon you.”

“You’re in the wrong place.”

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Many A True Nerd starters

"Oh, _____ it gets much worse yet."

"We've brought you supplies! Mainly Bullets."

"No, no, no! Don't set her down! Do not set her down! This is a terrible time to be setting her down!"

"Do you want a coconut? Here, I've got a coconut. This will be your new son."

"Oh! You can just smash through everything!"

"I may have starter too many fires already."

"'How important is it to have Erotic or Love scenes'? It's a film about a bakery! ... Very Important."

"I want none of these 30 people to blow that thing up."

"There is nothing less intimidating than a fat bloke with nipple tassles."

"My milk! Gave me a sign! And it said tomorrow you will do something to change your fate! My milk! My milk did that!"

"I can't look away from smoke, smoke is not something you can look away from!"

"You utter Gibbon"

"Captain _____ will always protect you!"

"Never charge the man with the Shotgun."

"YES! This is the perfect strategy!"

"What's so great about a butterfly in a bucket? What does that tell you about the human condition? Are we the butterfly and is Capitalism the bucket?"

"Okay, I don't want to be insensitive right now, but, the best thing you can do is stamp on her head until it's mush."

"Killed a Dolphin!? Who in the name of God kills a dolphin!?"

"How is this going to not go wrong!?"

"You killed Santa!? It's Christmas!"

"Boooo! Cows!"

"Blimey heck! Oh, that's a train!"

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Welcome to Night Vale sentence starters

Alligators: can they kill your children?

Remember: if you see something, say nothing. And drink to forget.

If you don’t hear from me again, it has truly been a pleasure.

Remember, this is America. Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again.

Math and English are switching names. Their curriculum will stay exactly the same.

Do not use cursive or long words. Clearly labeled drawings are preferred.

I had cereal for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch, steak for dinner

Silence is golden. Words are vibrations. Thoughts are magic.

”Nice bolo tie” is the greatest compliment a person can ever receive.

Thank goodness it was all a misunderstanding!

If you have any wheat or wheat by-products in your home, you are almost certainly already dead.

It’s going to be monstrous and beautiful. You don’t even know what art really is. You don’t even know yourself

They will come from below. Pies will not help.

Stay by your radios, listeners. We will report further as events warrant.  

If you have doors, lock them. If you have windows, board them up. If you still have ears, cover them, and crouch wherever you are.

Your existence is not impossible, but it’s also not very likely.

This Valentine’s Day, as all Valentine’s Days, will soon recede into painful memory, fading with time until another foul Valentine’s Day is upon us again.

Find more ways to work “plinth” into daily conversation.

Step 1: Write down the names of everyone you know. Step 2: Rearrange the letters. Step 3: This will reveal a great secret of time.

Step 1: Separate your lips. Step 2: Use facial muscles to pull back corners of mouth. Step 3: Widen your eyes. This is how to be happy.

They just appeared one day, and we all sort of accepted that they were there

Ask your doctor if right is left for you.

If you love someone, set them free. Set them free now. This is the police, and we have you surrounded.

“Oh, government, where’s my free death?” No. When I die, I want to have earned it.

The sun has risen. You are awake. This symmetry is not without meaning.

If you say guns kill people one more time, I will shoot you with a gun, and you will, coincidentally, die

Unfortunately, the Faceless Old Woman must know something.

Let’s start there. Let’s start with a greeting. A simple “hello.”

Stay tuned next for our countdown of last words, from “Stop telling me how to drive” all the way to “It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay.”

We took the matters into our own hand, even without approval. We don’t need approval of the City Council or the Mayor

Look to the sky. You will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about.

Our God is an awesome God

Do you hear the beating of my terrible wings? Do you feel the flames lick at the corners of a life you once thought belonged to you?

Wow, is that what I really sound like? This is so weird

The Glow Cloud was uncharacteristically generous.

No one has seen the trees this week. Hopefully, they’ll come back soon.

 Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s just the Void. Infinite and indifferent. We are so small. So very, very small.

The Sheriff’s Secret Police are holding their annual Auction of Contraband and Seized Property to benefit their purchase of balloons, birthday candles, yellow cake, and a piñata

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single command from a satellite-activated mind control chip.

Any information is impressive in such an opaque world.

No one uses telephone booths anymore

CEASE SPEAKING AND TURN YOUR AMUSINGLY SHAPED EARS TO HEED MY BOOMING AND IMPRESSIVE VOICE!

I have these memories, but memories prove nothing. Experiences also prove nothing. There are many proofs for nothing. It is the concept of which we are most certain.

Oh! Well, whatever it is, it is cuuute! Or, weirdly cute! Or just weird

You saw yourself! You saw…your older self!

Always an unpleasant business

THEN YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! IT IS A SIMPLE CALCULATION, YOU SMALL DEFENSELESS SACK OF BONES AND MEAT!

Act natural. Act like all of nature. Act like the entire cycle of life and death and change and rebirth.

Monday is a lie that someone told you in order to poison you against the idea of starting your work week. Who told you this lie?

 Feeling lost? Like you have no goal in life? Like you’re covered in dirt and wet leaves? Like you’re an earthworm? Are you an earthworm? Kinda sounds like you’re an earthworm, actually.

Yeah! Also, I haven’t charged my phone in, like, a year, the battery never ran down.

I just brought two different armies together, whatever.

Knowledge may be terrible, but we can only prefer it to ignorance

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Doctor Who starters

"What do you mean maybe? What do you think it is, a space helmet for a cow!?"

"A smooth take-off? A smooth take-off! What a nerve!"

"I request that you at least allow me the decency of knowing to whom i am speaking"

"You’re a beautiful woman, probably"

"Just a twinge of cosmic angst"

"Am I not permitted an occasional moment of melodrama?"

"There are world out there where the sky is burning"

"I'm a Doctor, but, probably not the one you were expecting"

"What i did, i did without choice"

"My whole planets gone"

“Well, she’s my daughter”

“Don’t worry. Everything is under control”

"D’ya happen to know how to fly this thing?"

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My Little Pony Song RP Starters/prompts

I'd hide under my pillow, from what I thought I saw.

'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific gala ever in the whole galaxy.

______  is my bestest friend.

You can make it if you try with a hop, skip and jump!

She's an evil enchantress.

How can I help? I'm new, you see.

Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty!

Something brash, perhaps quite fetching?

That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.

Hush now, quiet now. It's time to lay your sleepy head

We will never stop the journey.

Why be at each other's throat?

What is this place, filled with so many wonders?

This is your singing telegram! I hope it finds you well

They'll shower us with diamonds.

It's all I ever dreamed.

That's what I'm talking about

Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!

I'm the belle of the ball, the star of the show.

The fire of friendship lives in our hearts

Happy month-i-versary to you and you today!

First you jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!

I guarantee that what you have there won't compare

This one's too young/old.

'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile

A Cranky Doodle Donkey.

Whoops, privacy. Sorry.

A fine welcome to you

We never had a single fight

And now, we'll never do anything together

What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Who says a girl can't really have it all?

Two hearts becoming one

The square root of five hundred and forty-six is twenty-three point three six six six four two eight nine one zero nine.

They had a petting zoo with tiny ewes

All those doubts that you can dismiss

Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead

Look at us, we're family

Can things ever go wrong? I don't think that they will

But no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace

I can't believe this small mistake could've caused so much heartache

There's no time to explain, but we need your help. _________'s trying to make dresses!

You've grown up and your new life has begun.

The Prince/ss ________ cometh

Everything’s going to be just fine!

This crazy world is upside-down

Your light was hidden from my sight

We may seem as different as the night is from day

It's time to show that we're strong

This is our big night

We've got hearts as strong as horses

Oh, give me a break, you're being too kind

Call me the smile patrol

And now alone I stand

We're peas in a pod, we're thick as thieves

No matter what comes, we will face the weather

A singing harp who's named Louise

Every single day there's something new you can plan for

How about a giant party bomb?

My whole family was there

Try to put a little cheese in your knees!

I hope that when you hear the truth, you will not be aghast

Time to celebrate, now we're all together,

There's music in the grass

Something's in the air today

Luckily you have a choice

You've got to look inside and find

Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea

Well, back in ancient times, there were the ________ of old

Know that your time is coming soon

Let the rainbow remind you

We don't know what's gonna happen

Texting kinda gets confused

No, I'm just handling props and background music.

I can't take defeat!