Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price

shark vs the universe
art blog(derogatory)
hello vonnie
Keni
will byers stan first human second

Kiana Khansmith
Misplaced Lens Cap

titsay
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Stranger Things
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Xuebing Du
wallacepolsom
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
macklin celebrini has autism

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Cosmic Funnies

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf
tumblr being real normal about this one
Do you think Cersei would have been less or more insulted it Robert had called out Ned’s name on their wedding night instead of Lyanna’s
Cersei suddenly realizes she’s being threatened about her relationship with Jaime meanwhile Robert apparently has a crush on a slightly happier version of Stannis and she gets so mad her jaw locks shut. Ned waits a few minutes and thinks her lack of response is contemplation and “honorably” leaves so she can seriously consider his offer to flee (Cersei is 100% killing them both the second everything stops smelling like burnt toast)
Abigail Thorn as Sharako "Bitchfist" Lohar deserves to sit upon the driftwood throne for that fantastic performance. She should have been the season 2 big boss.
This episode was so much tighter than the second half of season 2, we really got a demonstration of how bad that writers strike hurt the story compared to what it could have been if Warner Bros listened to their writers sooner.
(via tomcardy)
warm sunny spring days actually remind me so much of BW2 cause in 8th grade I went to a birthday party at a park and everyone was playing basketball but me & my friend were battling in BW2 on our 3ds and it was so fun (I won) the atmosphere of unova is just so fun & bright I love gen 5
alright everyone line up for your award
I can't stop thinking about this
My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields
“I was told Your Grace had need of me,” Ser Justin said, from one knee. “You will escort the Braavosi banker back to the Wall. Choose six good men and take twelve horses. Oh, and take the Stark girl with you, as well as Alysane Mormont. Lady Arya should have a female companion. Deliver her to Lord Commander Snow on your way to Eastwatch." Stannis tapped the parchment that lay before him. “A true king pays his debts.” - Theon I, Twow
"Speak the word, and we will send you to the Black Pearl or the Daughter of the Dusk." "I sold three cockles to a courtesan." "Which one was this, now? The Queen o' Cockles, was it?" "The Black Pearl. She said 'I'll take three cockles,' and 'Do you have some hot sauce, little one?" "And what did you say?" "I said, 'No, my lady,' and, 'Don't call me little one. My name is Cat.' "Look, the Sealord's box. That must be the Westerosi envoy. Have you ever seen such clothes on an old man? And look, he's brought the Black Pearl!" She was so lovely that the lamps seemed to burn brighter when she passed. - Arya, Affc, Adwd, Twow
He is a man of the Night's Watch, she thought, as he sang about some stupid lady throwing herself off some stupid tower because her stupid prince was dead. The lady should go kill the ones who killed her prince.
Theory: In the Winds of Winter, Arya will encounter Jeyne Poole in the course of an apprenticeship with the Black Pearl, who moves in Braavos' high society. The meeting will drive Arya to reclaim her identity.
they're so bad at this lmfao
Like I'm gonna be real, when they first caught him, I thought that he did it. Regardless of whatever my opinions may have been about the morality of the act, I did believe that he did it.
The only thing the prosecutors have managed to convince me of is that this guy didn't do it. I no longer believe he did it. I think the police just found a dude who fit the profile, realized they had literally nothing on him, and couldn't admit that they'd made a mistake, so they've been trying to frame this guy for the past year.
affirmations from the knives out gang ☺️
Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.
Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"
Diversity win! Absol is OSHA Compliant!
@osha-official-the-sequel
@bedrock-to-buildheight I thought about your Pokémon au when I saw this today
I legally must add them. For safety
what's your wish?
Fit check for my Jedi era
Instead of calling you a homophobic slur, nowadays kids just yell AY, YO to imply you're a [homophobic slur].