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Anyway, time to post some gay screenshots from Race to the Edge.
Snotlout looking at Thor Bonecrusher/Fishlegs
Dagur talking about Hiccup
āWho says itās a she?ā
Only have up to a certain point in the show screenshotted, but thereās more.
Also, please no one take this as me trying to say it has explicit rep. This is me saying āWhat do you mean thereās no subtext?ā Thereās a lot of it.
Bonus:
Some more very subtle RTTE gay subtext.
And never mind how high the cost may grow
httyd characters as John Mulaney quotes
Hiccup:Ā āWhoa, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You canāt keep burning the candle at both ends!āĀ
Toothless:Ā āHey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because he sounds like he sucks, and I will totally kill that guy for you!ā
Astrid:Ā āShut up! Youāre all gonna die! Street smarts!āĀ
Snotlout:Ā āNO! THATāS THE THING IāM SENSITIVE ABOUT!āĀ
Fishlegs:Ā āDo My Friends Hate Me, Or Do I Just Need To Go To Sleep?āĀ
Ruffnut:Ā āSometimes, people would ask,Ā āWhat do you think youāre doing?ā But they just meantĀ āstopā. They didnāt actually want to know my thought process.ā
Tuffnut:Ā āI was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.āĀ
Gobber:Ā ā[imitating French accent] Oh, the things I have seen, you cocksucker!āĀ
Stoick:Ā āMy wife is a bitch, and I love her so much.ā
Dagur:Ā āEat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.āĀ
Heather:Ā āNo one look at me, or Iāll kill myself.ā
Eret:Ā āThatās what I thought youād say, you dumb fucking horse!āĀ
Valka:Ā āWhy do people do that? Always shush animals. They just goĀ āshhhh, hey, shhhhhā. Theyāve never spoken!āĀ
Drago Bludvist:Ā āYou are no longer the alpha of the house.ā
a collection of tweets, part 8
(the series)
these are pure gold
I SAW DRAGOāS POST AND CHOCKED
Funniest thing Iāve ever seen, made my day life
OMG I DIDNāT KNOW WHAT I NEEDED UNTIL I SAW THIS
A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this
Okay y'know what Iām gonna soapbox for a hot minute
When I was in high school, a man who Iād thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark, and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it.
When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barberās side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road.
Today, a man Iāve met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that heās unhappy with how I responded, he knows where I live. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when Iām home alone, and now I have to live with that knowledge.
Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworkerās shift to end.
If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if youāve followed them to a remote/unoccupied/enclosed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONEāS HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not ātaking initiativeā. You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no.
Iām so tired of being terrified by men who think theyāre being romantic.
āEvery womanā you say. Do you personally know every woman in the world? Donāt presume to speak for others, and donāt make this a gendered issue either.
Actually every woman in the world is in one big group chat and theyāre all telling you to fuck off
That includes your Mom, and she wonders where she went wrong in raising you.
The 520 Cents Promise
After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, āIf your mother were still alive, Iād swear that was her knock.ā
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription āLived Once, Buried Twice.ā
what did i just read
Irish women are strong asĀ fuck
āI lived, bitchā irl
Wonāt you miss looking like that (Wolverine)?
This is very important to me that he said this.
Julian Dennison is out here preaching about the importance of body diversity and representation in the media and Iām honestly so here for it.Ā
āDeadpool is a quirky universe, which is all about being outside of the box, unlike a normal superhero film,ā he says, adding that heās always been confident and comfortable with his body image. āFor me, personally, itās really cool to play someone who other people can finally look at it and see that a bigger person can portray this awesome character.ā [x]
I didnāt even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged thisā¦
Fanfiction isnāt written forĀ you, itās shared withĀ you.
BLESS THIS POST
As a fanfiction writer, itās taken me a long time to come to this realization, and ever since I have, Iāve been so much happier with my views of my work and my self-esteem. The person my fanfiction is written for is ME. When other people enjoy it, thatās wonderful and it makes me happy, but I shouldnāt beat myself up if people donāt. Itās not for them. Itās for me.
YES! Every once in a while, Iāll be like,Ā āUgh, this is such wish fulfillment garbage for MYSELF, what worthless trash.ā And then Iām like,Ā āWait, no, thatās why Iām writing it.ā If other people donāt like it? meh.
also a great reason not to hassle fic writers over not making content to your exact specifications.Ā
Iām re-watching Captain America Civil War and- They told Bucky to kill Tonyās parents without witnesses and he manages to find the probably only forest in the world with a random security camera by the road-side and kills them exactly in front of that security camera while looking right at said security camera when he disables it and also fails to make sure that the tape inside is destroyed how can you screw up so bad?Ā
imagine how many people Hydra had on staff specifically to follow him around, wiping cameras, picking up his 27 discarded weapons, paying off/killing that entire cafe he once strolled into at noon and shot a dude in.
the guy strolled down fuckin Main Street Washington with a grenade launcher, that āghost storyā reputation did not come easy.
I wondered that too - if he does everything like that attack on Fury how is he a fucking ghost-story?Ā Imagine thatās your job like: āOkay, you know how this works. Weāre missing a rocket launcher, a mask, three hand-guns, the corpse of the target, two daggers with his finger-prints on them, the Assetās mask and a helicopter. All of which are somewhere in [whatever city] and have to be retrieved in less than two hours. Go!ā āErmmā¦boss? Thereās another YouTube video.ā āHeās a brilliant assassin they said. The best there is they said.ā For lack of a better explanation, Iāll attribute it to Buckyās sub-conscious trying to make shit difficult for them.
*spooky sounds* i am a ghost story
was i even there?
u cant be sure
was that a breeze, or was it me?
uāll never knowā¦
I CANāT STOP LAUGHING
Buckyās subconscious wanted someone to see the recording, realize who he is and come save him?
oh and now I made myself sad thnks
@rayshippouuchiha @androidtwin
always reblog
so cute i might die
I LOVE ELLEN SO MUCH OMFGĀ
I see how gays ruin the sanctity of marriage now, itās all clear
Awwwā¦cute Ellen is cute
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickrollād me
im not the sharpest n00b in the threadā¦
I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.
i bet u thought this post was finally dead
well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming
grabbing all the breadsticks, Iāll leave the shop running
didnāt make sense not to live for
gun
your left sideās beef but your pizza none
So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed
very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.
YOUāRE A MEME STAR
HEY NOW
HERE COME DAT BOI
O shit. Waddup.
And that dress was white and gooold
Everybody craves those mineralllllls.
this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.
I sang the whole thing
I sing this every time it comes back up on my dashboard
I think itād be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
#pirates of the caribbean was kind of a formative influenceĀ #and nothing about these movies so much as herāsnarling selfish sea-hungry pirate kingĀ #sometimes I rewatch the first movie and laugh to myself about how little it understood her and will; how it tried to convince usĀ #that will was the pirate because he was chasing after her; and pirates are obsessed with treasureĀ #when elizabeth spends the first movie chasing freedom and the next two chasing him; chasing her freedom; chasing war; chasing the worldĀ #her wedding was interrupted and she held the man responsible at gunpoint until he gave her letters of pardonĀ #she was mistaken for a sea goddess and accepted it without question; she led an army to war as though it were her dueĀ #and she did it all without ever apologizing for the lives she takes or the lies she tells and when she betrays sparrow with a kissĀ #he hisses āpirateā because what else could she be
every now and then i wonder how greedling got his new duds and I like to think it went something like this
