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[lonewolfsoulnomad]

you know you’re INFJ when

you’re either very interested to the point of borderline obsession, or you couldn’t care less.

There’s no in-between.

[showtunekiddo]

pit orchestra reblog if you agree

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Someone’s going to end up crying. Probably me.

Regulus Black (via themostincorrecthouseofblack)

[fanonical]

i’m going to go ahead and declare this year ‘molly weasley appreciation year’

[randomwriter57-archive]

hagrid: i think DOGS should VOTE

[pocketsized-prophet]

I’ve been re-reading the HP books and I got to Prisoner of Azkaban (be still my beating heart, it is still the best one) and, at Christmas there’s only 12 people around the dinner table. Trelawny comes along and Dumbledore stands up to draw her a chair.

She freaks out, I must not! When 13 people dine together, the first to rise is the first to die!!!!!

Except.

Ron had Scabbers in his pocket.

Which means that there wasn’t 12 people when Trelawny arrived. There was already 13.

And Dumbledore stood up.

[sindri42]

Every prophecy she makes comes true, but very few of them did in a way anybody expected or even recognized at the time.

[baroldspaghet]

If Remus (and Sirius) had raised Harry, there definitely would have been a time when he was little that Harry would have touched his scar and touched a scar on Remus’s face and said something like “We’re the same” and Remus would have cried so hard.

[queerandgrumpy-deactivated20240]

headcanon that since the slytherin common room is under the lake there’s a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium

[kelssiel]

headcanon that when this was first done the mermaids got really aggressive and hateful about it and started ramming the glass but since it was magic this just caused them injuries

until a deaf/hoh slytherin started to teach them sign language and it took a long time bit by the time they left hogwarts they and the rest of the house were communicating with the mermaids and on good terms

eventually it becomes a part of slytherin house culture you’re a slytherin you know sign language because if you don’t chat with the mermaids they get grumpy

this helps a lot of deaf/hoh students

this also gives slytherin the best grades of any house on all aquatic magical studies

the mermaids give terrible dating advice do not trust them

[sashaforthewin]

The most common mermaid dating advice, of course, being “Drown him”

[fuocogo]

(DROWN HIM <3)

((HE’S SURVIVED THAT ALREADY))

[violetscythe]

Accepted

[bluegrasshole]

good morning, here is a good tweet.

[randomwriter57-archive]

george: hey fred get me a drink from the kitchen

fred: sure, what kind

george: idk surprise me

fred: here ya go

george: ...this is a spider

[mbti-is-cool]

I’ve got a theory

If you don’t mind, would you reblog this with your type and what you like to do in your spare time/to relax? Be kinda specific as in if it’s videogames maybe write your favourite genre (same with books and films)

[mbti-lion]

which mbti stereotype fits you best??

take this horrendously inaccurate quiz and find out! and tell me what you got and how it differs from your actual type!

[mbti-lion]

did y'all see this trash

[neon-lake]

I still got ISFP somehow???¿¿¿ guys try this

[intj-ologyology-deactivated2020]

Hhhahahahahaha I got estp.

[angryscienceshitposters]

I looked at the last option for question 2 and thought “yep. this is the ISFP answer”

Btw I got ISTJ. Dafuq? 

[thembtisquad]

HAHAHHAA I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS IT’S LIKE A SHITPOST QUIZ

gee i sure wonder who this was supposed to be????

[angryscienceshitposters]

ikr…

who 

on earth

are they talking about

[thembtisquad]

honestly who knows it’s a mystery

meanwhile, on the other side of the Fi…

[randomwriter57-archive]

Age Range of Miraculous Viewers

Around 7: The targeted audience of Miraculous Ladybug. You probably don't know what shipping is and your mind says," Hey this show is really cool!"

Around 12-18: Teenagers who get ticked when someone says Miraculous Ladybug is just a kids show. They're hardcore shippers and drown in theories, fanart, and jokes. Their mind says," It's totally okay, I'm only like twice the targeted age group."

Around 18-21+: The adults who watch Miraculous Ladybug either cause they saw some kid watch it, or they stumble upon it by accident, and stick out like a sore thumb. Probably half of them contribute to the fan comics. "It's a kids show, yet I watch it anyway."

[syrahkiyaiyu]

[10knotes]

How do you just “forget” about England

[randomwriter57-archive]

teddy lupin: hello

teddy lupin: and welcome to my ted talk

teddy lupin: tonight's topic: why victoire weasley should give back my copy of 'my little pygmy puff' before i throw her into the gnome patch

[pokescans]

Pokémon x Its’Demo notebook

[sherlppck-deactivated20201015]