TF: Earthspark Jazz when?

Day | They/He/She| 22 I also self ship at @shippin-in-the-rain!

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[troythecatfish]

[daily-spooky]

[ihatebrainstorm]

megs n prow

[opanchu]

yknow what i'm curious what's the longest song everyone has listened to in full (snippets and short versions don't count, i mean the full song) and how long is it. for me it's for el ahrairah to cry by fall of efrafa and its 22 minutes long

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[tastyrepulsorboots]

Yeah, same

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

come on man

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i love how bad he is at using that pen i’m so obsessed

[calculatesguilt]

how does the science wing ever get anything done

*do not tag as s.impatico

[sacred-portal]

[bluesideprophet]

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TFA Blurr

Smash or Pass?

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onMar 19, 2024

[androidboy]

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

[androidboy]

[androidboy]

guy who was obsessed with james bond and kept trying to make me call him “mr. bond”

[superherocaps]

[sayruq]

[anneemay]

[justneckbeardthings]

[types-of-infinity]

I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.

[monkeywiki]

you wish you were these kids

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Every time I see this I bust out laughing at “Eyes goes in the trunk.”

[daggerdoggy]

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

[calypsolemon]

one of the funniest things about becoming an adult is realizing that adults were not being fun-killers when they looked at your favorite snack and went "eugh, too much sugar for me." Your body genuinely just stops being able to process sugary shit as well and it starts tasting super gross and making you feel like you have to puke after a couple of bites. it does kind of suck but the tradeoff is you get more sensitive to complex tastes so all the fancy desserts that never really made any sense to you suddenly start becoming really appealing.

[calypsolemon]

"why would you spend money at a restaurant for a dessert that isn't a quadruple chocolate cookie cake with ice cream on top?" is a question child me would ask. and the answer is that every dessert you eat from the moment you turn 26 onward will be you chasing the same high as being an 11 year old told they can eat as much candy as they want on halloween night.

[calypsolemon]

types of responses to this post so far:

"I'm 26 and I've noticed this happening too, I can't eat my favorite snack anymore 😔"

"I'm 26 and I still eat chocolate milkshakes garnished with gummy bears for breakfast every morning I think you're just weak"

"I haven't been able to eat sugar since I was three due to the Disorder 😢"

"heroine chic"