Closet Party

23, chillin in the closet ain't that bad once you turn on the light and make yourself cozy in there #Whoamikidding?

[scum2000]

writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors

[sophietheadventurer]

how do u subtly let a girl know u wanna be on top of her

[slowheart]

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

[biaesthetc]

as pride month comes to a close, i want to give a shoutout to all the closeted people who stuck it through. it’s so hard to see everyone celebrating pride when you can’t say or do anything to show you’re pride. if you’re closeted, just know that you are loved🌈

[dropovers]

me? being someone’s type? unrealistic

[alfaangel]

[unexpected-caller]

Me and my future wife

[thebootydiaries]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[4-25260376460]

I always hated the word “wife” until I heard it used in a lesbian context. Like I always thought “ew someday I’m going to have to be somebody’s wife that’s gonna be so awful” but then I realized holy fuck someday I’m going to get to be a GIRLS WIFE and OMG!!! Now the word wife holds so much love for me

[autogynephile-deactivated202109]

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

[wit-witch]

what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

and what they call “objectivity” is really just subjectivity lacking in self awareness

[paci-fisticuffs]

And what they call “common sense” is usually just a series of social biases that they’ve never bothered to analyze or question.

[slavery]

Y’all drink water? Ain’t that the same stuff in my toilet? LMAOOOOOO

[aidashakur]

My last relationship taught me that an apology without change is just manipulation.

[juspect-deactivated20231206]

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

[griffys]

anyway i wish members of the us military would stop acting like someone forced them into it? the “i fight so you don’t have to” mentality is so annoying because literally no one asked you to do that

[emerlu]

You’re literally using your freedom to complain about the people that gave it to you. This is absolute crap.

[griffys]

[brittana-kisses]

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[thebearemoji]

You know what needs more lesbians? 

Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.