Sol Selene

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[25points]

[f4therlesssss]

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

[lesbianboyfriend]

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

[mariapaddock-blog-blog-blog]

E essa calça jogada em cima do sofá, hein?

[nikatoon]

i need you

[girlstressed]

kitten ill be honest daddy is pondering whether she'll always feel this way or if it gets better

[zooophagous]

An underrated horse fact is that if you have horse that is both A. Not stupid and B. Likes you, it will actively try to prevent you from falling to your doom when you fuck up as a rider. Like actually make an effort not to drop you like a cell phone. I think horses deserve more credit for that.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My mum's favourite horse was a total bitch who hated everyone and everything except for playing polocrosse (she was a polocrosse horse). When she was on the field she'd do everything to win, including keeping a stupid rider properly seated no matter how bad at staying on they were, but the instant she was off the field all bets were off. Her favourite tricks included:

breathing in deep when being saddled for anything that wasn't a polocrosse game, so that the saddle straps will be loose and the rider will fall on their arse. This is a favourite trick of bitch horses and most horse people will check for it so it tends to fail.

biting people. Her name was Nipper, because she liked to bite people.

Doing the breathing trick, waiting for you to correct her and tighten the saddle, and biting you when you were distracted by that

stepping on your foot when you were leading her or standing with her. This wasn't being clumsy. She would step on peoples' feet on purpose.

standing behind you with her head over your shoulder watching stuff, then deciding she wants to watch over your other shoulder. When a horse wants to do this, they just lift their head up over yours; easy. Nipper would lift her head up over yours, then dip her head down halfway through to hit you on the head with her jaw.

chewing the fuck out of everything

chasing dogs, other horses, and small children (not in a 'let's play together' way, she found their fear amusing)

enticing people to hand feed her and then biting the hand that feeds her

She was always very careful never to hurt anyone more than a bruise but boy did she love giving those bruises. If you were in real danger (such as being pressed between two horses and risking being trampled), she would use her own body to protect you. And then bite you. But she'd play these stupid games constantly and then as soon as she was on the field it was like 'me and my rider are best friends, we are a TEAM that will WIN THIS GAME' and was totally trustworthy until the chukka was over. (Between chukkas, she was not trustworthy. I'd keep her warm between chukkas and she'd resent me because she wanted to be out on the field playing with the other horses, not doing something silly and pointless like 'take a few minutes at a slower pace so your stupid horse heart doesn't explode'. Between chukkas was prime Step On Derin's Feet time.)

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

I do not think I trust horses

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They gotta amuse themselves somehow

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I should point out that Nipper hated us for fun. She liked us inasmuch as she was capable of that emotion and wanted to go to events and play polocrosse (if a horse does not want to play polocrosse, you will know it). She behaved like this not out of a specific personal hatred, but because it entertained her to cause problems. This horse exuded High School Mean Girl energy.

[horreurscopes]

i distinctly remember the first time i went to a holiday inn free breakfast bar while on a family trip to the border and i got so fucking upset and confused that the food looked like this 💀

the distressed mexican parents of a melting down undiagnosed autistic 8-ish year old: don't worry white american breakfast food isn't real and cant hurt you

white american breakfast food:

[superanonymousthethird]

What else would you fucking eat for breakfast???

[horreurscopes]

[formula-redd]

I GOT THE VIDEOOOOO

(thank you @maxedes)

[dear-ao3]

[tinyuglyworld]

Palestinian schoolgirls in the West Bank

Scanned from Invitation to World Religions: Oxford University Press Textbook

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[formulaocean]

The odds are small but never zero that Toto Wolff had Bono put up a photo of GP on his desk.

[dreaming-in-the-dark]

we’re also skimming too quickly past the fact that this all but confirms there was at least one picture of christian horner in toto wolff’s office at all times

[detroit-grand-prix]

Actually, no. he mentioned in this in a new yorker article from 2022. It's paywalled so here's the relevant bit:

[formulaocean]

Hate to spoil the party but Toto’s chosen three enemies are NOT in Formula One.

[ngalitzine]

"we had ai-"

"i asked chat gpt-"

[foudreika]

F1 Rainbow Illustrations

All the rainbow illustrations I did between last year and this year! :D Always super satisfying to put them all together lol

[cogneartive]

it is beautiful when men are divorced from each other and they weren't even married in the first place