pipi und kaka

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[rastila-blog]

ooks rastila

oon puotila

[fatcatartru]

[supersighyan-deactivated2016113]

give him a theme song

[savrenim]

BODE

[superpagangirl]

me: don’t overshare

me to me: tell them your whole life story

[sobeitjayt]

My mom always taking things literal and making it into something religious like the other today i was listening to that Coldplay song that be like “When i ruled the world” she gone say “I like that song but the only person that’s the ruler of this world is the Almighty God” and im just like “Please stop”

[bitchycode]

omg

[healingsuggestions]

you should not have to rip yourself into pieces to keep others whole

[capricornhumor]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[sungodsinexile]

you know it’s a good post when every url on it is deactivated 

[mamanicured]

[victorpopejr]

Belle from Beauty and the Beast calls her homegirl

Belle: [on the phone] Girl you gotta come get me. Not only is he ugly, but his dishes can talk. 

Plate: [as a sentient being] Who you talkin’ to Belle?

Belle: [to the plate] Oh nobody! [back on the phone] Girl that was his plate. 

@captioned-vines

[lolituhh]

Reblogging bc the plate makes me laugh every time

[mixedgf]

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

[igxbaddies]

[notofficial]

Today i received the best fortunecookie message ever, it really speaks out my mind.

[bluesey]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

this is benny and he likes to do this every single day