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ca314159bara

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

teaboot

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

whimsicalmayhem

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

teaboot

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

no-one-offical

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blessphemy

greelin

“no job is worth your physical & mental health” i hauve. Bills.

fishing-princess

I used to think wasabi peas sounded disgusting but recently I got a chance to try wasabi peas that didn’t involve me going out of my way to buy them and-

well, for some reason my immediate thought for how to express that I like them now was to imagine a girl on her knees with swirly eyes blushing and flashing a double peace sign and going “I love wasabi peas!”

…I think certain types of perverts in my circles whose posts I see frequently are starting to rub off on me…

fishing-princess

I think it’s kind of beautiful that through the power of being mutuals with some people and seeing some types of posts they make/reblog that i usually find mildly amusing at best, I have gained the ability to imagine concepts like a wasabi peas mindbreak instant loss 2koma

fishing-princess

The moral of the story is that you should let the perverts in your life exert influence on you. It might give you highly specific mental images that are kind of funny to think about. Or something else could happen and that could be fun too

murderofsomeone

every movie poster just looks like this to me now

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot

phantomrose96

peachfromcmbyn

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

dead-boysss

The what???

peachfromcmbyn

The Ikea biphobia couch.

dead-boysss

???

peachfromcmbyn

I don't know what to tell you man.

queermystic

That was the exact thought process

rhinco

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

i-enact-postvore

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

dragongirlteeth

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

dragongirlteeth

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

bloody-monstrous-wolf

mr-deep-downer

women who aren’t even 30 yet

xwiredearbuds2014x

aflo

leonardo dicaprio type of post

nattousan

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

nattousan

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw