_Achilles

#1 Harkness fan, 17, He/Him

[ratboiharkness]

About Me!!!

Name: ratboiharkness or _Achilles, (but I’d prefer the former)

Age: 17. I’m a minor, so pls don’t be creepy!

Pronouns: He/him

Gender:I’m a trans dude! (I feel like I’m too old to call myself a boy and too young to call myself a man)

Sexuality: Gay and demisexual (I’m single as fuck 🥲)

Interests: The Long Walk, Karate Kid (just the movies! Sorry Cobra Kai fans), The Outsiders, The Song Of Achilles, Religion, History, Garfield, and Octonauts (that last one isn’t a joke, btw)

DNI: If ur going to be creepy/kinky to me, Bigots, Conservatives/Republicans, Zionists, Antisemites (I’m also Jewish, btw), and TCC

PLS ASK IN COMMENTS BEFORE U DM ME! (Unless we actively DM each other already)

Thanks for visiting my blog!

Have a picture of my fat ass cat, Meep, for good luck!

[1-jar-of-stars]

tinkerbell pearson

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Not penny related, but I drew Tinkerbell Pearson and his bat plushie!

It’s definitely far from perfect; I’m not very good at drawing glasses, I rarely draw open mouth smiles, (but it felt wrong to not give Pearson his signature movie toothy grin), I don’t have a lot of experience drawing textured hair, so I was trying to do my best based off of pictures and fanart of him, I almost forgot to draw his wings, and I think I’d need to make his bat bigger.

All in all tho, I think he turned out ok!

All critiques, criticism, and comments are welcome

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Missing Harkness like a mf rn

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*Harkness putting his glasses on Stebbins*

Harkness: “You look so cute”

Stebbins: “Richie, I know you can’t see me”

*Harkness, sighing affectionately*: “Yea”

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I need to lock tf back in on Starkness for pride month

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In a modern AU, Harkness would’ve been a baby queer when he was a preteen-young teen (11-14) in the late 2010s and early 2020s. In a digital landscape full of what felt like a million cores and subcultures, wrinkled pride flags framed by fairy lights, Pinterest and TikTok doom scrolls of passing tips and vent art, desperately wanting to get his hands on a Monster energy drink only to realize they all kinda taste like sugar and disappointment, getting his first taste of queer history, of wanting to be a stand up member of the LGBTQ community, and making so many mistakes along the way…all to the sorta nostalgic sorta traumatizing Cavetown and “Sugar Rush”

(This is so much projection btw)

[maja-paja]

dont forget to wiggle your fox

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Amazing reminder! Ranklet desperately needed it!!

[starlaru]

How it feels when you're trying to find a fanfiction to read of a character but 90% of it is just pure smut or NSFW content

[not-astro-naut]

usually talkative f/o who gets flustered and quiet when you're around. they can't help but give you room to speak; seeing you ranting excitedly or even angrily is beautiful to them.

talkative f/o who's just as excited as you are about similar topics!! you talk over each other and get sidetracked like. 20 times in the same conversation because you're on the exact same wavelength (there are 1.5 braincells between us)

quiet f/o who feels comfortable enough opening up around you. your hand in theirs gives them an extra boost of confidence; they know they're safe expressing their opinion if you're there!

strategically silent f/o who nods along to whatever you're saying. they may appear distracted, but know that they can disarm you with a witty retort at any moment.

squeezing all my thoughts out of this post like a sponge

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Harkness and I lovingly listening to each other info dump, only interrupting each other around 60% of the time/hj

(Mandatory pic of my man)

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Random ahhh Hank Olson head canon bc it’s his week but I’m bad at following prompts: I think Hank would’ve taken Clem to a roller rink for their first date, he also proposed to her there!

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I know in the context of Murder Drones the acronym of ‘Md’ is short short for the title of the show, still, my brain reads it as doctor of medicine, so every time I see it I’m like, “Congrats lol”

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Hungry wabbits

[mexicancat-girl]

Hank Olson if he was a mouse: God's garden... is full of cheese...

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Hank Olson if he was a knight: G-d’s garden is full of mead

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FUMKING RANKLIN

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Might’ve publicly humiliated my mom into letting me get a tattoo when I turn 18 at the piercing shop today 😈 Both my mom’s friend and the piercer thought my “I am made of memories” from TSOA as my first tattoo was a great idea

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My mom is letting me get a tattoo when I graduate high school!!! (I think it’s more of a don’t kys prize, but a win is a win!)

[cinnamqella]