House of Paine

“Why fuck around? Be a better friend to yourself.” “The tree remembers the axe forgets.”

[ratherpaineful]

[sophsun1]

Airplane! (1980) dir. J. Abrahams, D. Zucker & J. Zucker

[weirdalphabet]

Al hugging/cuddling people

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[lizsmemes]

never obsolete

[princessmo]

[wayconcertphotos]

June 2, 2007 Westbury NY

Scenes from the medley

[weirdalphabet]

Oh... oh my god

[alsbrain]

Get a shirt that fit you boy!

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[tall]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

If you get sick eating dairy, you may be lactose intolerant. If however, you get sick eating Derry, you may be at risk for Ulsterative colitis.

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[samreich]

the single best post-episode text i've ever received

[ratherpaineful]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[markovchaingang]

here, i've annotated a helpful diagram for you

[irl-loading-screens]

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.