huge mess

eden | 18 | nonbinary and bisexual | they/them

[omghotmemes]

Today’s the dayyy!

[addelburgh]

[unimpressedcats]

feed me i’m a baby!

[werewolfviking]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sheblewcobainsbrain-deactivated]

woulda hugged the homies a lil tighter if I knew it’d be like this…

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Not a grown ass police officer who “fears for his life” in site!

#WhitePrivilege 

Cops don’t see danger when it comes to other white people …Even when clear danger exists .

Cops see danger when it comes to black/brown people …Even when no apparent danger exists .

Cultural conditioning .The actions of cops during these recent protests demonstrate bias .

[whitepeopletwitter]

[autisticjoy]

changing the sheets on my bed really is like a goddamn workout with a weighted blanket

[sadlyglyphtaken]

same, except for the part where i have enough executive function to change the sheets lmao

[autisticjoy]

honestly i’ve been putting it off way longer than i’m willing to admit

[emi1y]

ok fine this is funny actually

[redstarovermoundcity]

remember eating out? remember that

[redstarovermoundcity]

where is the line in these difficult times, really

[thelongchamps]

[roadstarna6]

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[max-out-of-ten]

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

hey guys mind if i

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

it doesnt like the camera!!

let it scream its trying its best for people to hear

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

you ask why it screams but you insult it…..it had important words to say…now we’ll never know what they are

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

oh!! youve coaxed it. it will tell you the news!!

it was screaming because it didn’t want you miss out on a present you got :(

it wonders if you’d like to open it?

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

oh!! it was an invite!!

they hope you enjoy the festivities (screaming) with them!!

[a-fools-stone]

every reblog one (1) axolotal is added to screm

[bean-of-cheese]

AXOLOTL TIME!!!!!!

Axolotlsaxolotlsaxolotlsaxolotlsaxolotlsaxolotls

[homomedia]

More Lil Nas X birthday tweets

🤠👏🏽🥳

[spacemancharisma]

alright but somebody better post a supercut of the mcelroys in trolls 2 because I’m not watching the whole movie for them

[hyperionangel]

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

[hyperionangel]

pros of this plan:

the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar

i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money

i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos

contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about

i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders

i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to

i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters

i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights

and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh

cons of this plan:

i do not know any genies

[pissvortex]