does not compute

Hal -- 25 -- ♂️ -- bisexual -- proud(?) Sconnie -- ♒ -- currently into Lost in Space TOS, Babylon 5, Tron (primarily '82)

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: some sort of large rideable Jinsect (Jeans Insect)

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[wishing-well-dreams]

@funnier-when-objectum

[covid19arts]

Hyena art in animal jam

Could have done it better but I don't have time

Other versions

Hope you like em. Tell me ur thoughts!

[mattbors]

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this:

[shiftythrifting]

Maybe the most unfortunate shirt I’ve ever encountered in a thrift store

[byjove]

she hates that man

[byjove]

I have little to no sympathy for the wives of major GOP figures but I think it’s hilarious how openly and brazenly they hate their husbands and they barely bother to pretend to care. The party of family values.

[byjove]

either he’s dead as hell or nobody cares to check

[70sscifiart]

A set of interior illustrations by Robert Tinney, for BYTE magazine's December 1988 issue, accompanying a series about groupware (Collaborative software for people working on a common task together).

More info in my art blog newsletter post: Robert Tinney: BYTE Magazine and Beyond

[herr-toyota]

happy Tronsday, here's a little something* I drew earlier in the year!

(*lighting study/texture experimentation sketch that ended up becoming far more than just a sketch)

[herr-toyota]

ah hell, I totally forgot to add a transcription of the binary (with translation below cut):

01001001 00100111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101001 01101100 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01010101 01110011 01100101 01110010 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00101100 00100000 01000100 01101001 01101100 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 01100101 01110010 00101110

I've failed, my User. I'm so sorry, Dillinger.

[bleedthebeat]

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

[ndnbutch]

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

[bleedthebeat]

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

[ndnbutch]

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

[bleedthebeat]

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

[ndnbutch]

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

[bleedthebeat]

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

[ndnbutch]

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

[bleedthebeat]

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

[ndnbutch]

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[ohhicas]

suddenly, the my great downfall of being unable to create intelligent dialogue or storypanel progression shows through.

Too lazy for a background, I’ve listened to The Trapeze Swinger by Iron and Wine like

6 times.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[stastrodome]

70s ICONS. Linda Ronstadt and The Gorn sing "You're No Good" on an episode of The Sonny & Cher Show in 1974.

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[gingerswagfreckles]

Buzz Aldrin punching a moon landing denier in the face at the age of 72. Lol.

[gingerswagfreckles]

This video has been almost completely scrubbed off the internet because the loser who got decked keeps suing everyone. Luckily for you guys EYE have a copy of the video! :)

In honor of the Artemis 2 launch!!! Suck it crazies in the chat yelling about how NASA is using AI!!!

[weaselle]

"you're a coward and a liar" it wasn't that long ago a man could be shot or stabbed with a sword for saying that to another man and nobody would think the man defending his honor had done anything wrong.

Also, Mr. Aldrin had an active military career before his astronaut days and i'd say he hasn't forgotten how to throw a damn good punch -- just look at his wide stance

10/10 well-deserved punch

additional info

at the time, Aldrin was 72 years old, 6 foot 2 inches, and 250 pounds. Sibel (the man he punched) was 37 years old

Sibel has made multiple "documentaries" about the moon landing being fake and has repeatedly harassed the astronauts involved, in this instance getting Aldrin to agree to the above meeting by pretending to be doing an interview on space for a Japanese children's television show

Buzz Aldrin's step-daughter was present, and in addition to being poked repeatedly and aggressively with a bible (Sibrel wanted him to swear on a bible that he went to the moon) Aldrin felt the man following them into the hotel refusing to leave them alone might pose a threat to her

charges against Aldrin were either dropped or never filed, based on Aldrin's lack of a prior criminal record, witness accounts of Sibrel's having drawn Aldrin to the hotel under false pretenses, Sibrel's aggressiveness before the punch, and Sibrel having declined to seek medical attention and sustaining no obvious injury visible to witnesses during the incident

[spiderpanic]

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Live iguana reaction

[alexaloraetheris]

WE are going offshore fishing

[ruinedchildhood]