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ascii, they/it/grim, read pinned before following!! ic: colsetsnooze | flag in icon is the transmasc butch flag

[rattlepate]

okay i’m moving over to @millionyearpicnic pretty please go follow me over there 🙏

[rattlepate]

i cannot be killed in a way that matters

[rattlepate]

okay i’m moving over to @millionyearpicnic pretty please go follow me over there 🙏

[antariies]

astarion is like one of those little crusty white dogs to me. yknow

[antariies]

aha sorry about my dog he likes to bite. like he REALLY likes to bite. is he trained? ya hes proficient in light armor i think idk i got him off the side of the road after he tried to kill me. what breed is he? uhhh white

[rattlepate]

ok well i sent in a support ticket over a week ago and i still have nothing so i think i might just. have to move blogs.

[mizuthe-cat]

You’ve mucka’d your last blucka fucker

[butchfagminotaur]

love is scary and so so so intimidating but it is SO SO SO SO SO worth it i promise

[zipsunz]

bug hunting with big sister 🪲

🪲💥💥

[spiralstaircased]

dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE

[seveneyesoup]

one of my favorite bits in doctor who is when someone is like your time machine doesn’t work very well does it and the doctor is like Excuse You, This Is A Type 40 TARDIS That Can Go Anywhere In Time And Space. that’s like if i drove to a place where they don’t have cars but know about them and took someone for a drive and they saw cooling that only works on one setting and heat that barely works and a broken cd player despite the functioning tape deck and shaky brakes and they went mate your cars a bit shit isn’t it and you were like fuck you, this is a 2002 toyota camry, it can drive on roads

[ryan-sometimes]

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

[multibodied]

Usually I hate when people online base their whole character around being dorky on purpose, but Da Vinky twins are the only exception to this rule. They're self aware and just genuinely funny, my favourite of them is this video when they're like "People often ask us if we're only acting like this on camera, so today we'll find out. For that we only need to turn off the camera" and then they turn the camera off and the video ends. This is the funniest shit and I adore this joke so much.

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

ahh ants ! .………. . <- this one is a loner and a weirdo

[peach-pot]

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

[peach-pot]

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

[peach-pot]

post paused, let’s talk about this now

[spoonbenders-archive]

*someone with a clipboard approaches me in the walmart parking lot and he is instantly Incinerated by The Force Field*

[glowcowboy]

hi everyone. does anybody else miss something they can never return to. anyone else being swallowed whole by grief. anyone else clinging to love as a life preserver

[woodussytaguser-deactivated2023]

Fuck personality quizzes who do you think of when I say Neil

[trannycrisis-deactivated2024010]

rb to give an it/its pronouns user the world