ravenboats

tall ship sailor, folk musician, erstwhile marine researcher | 23

[mint-swirl]

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

[aflo]

Less than 3 months in you're getting overthrown by 3.5 loyalists

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[radiojamming]

I’ve eaten more chocolate in two weeks in Norway than I have this entire year. What the hell do they put in the chocolate here that turns me into some kind of ravenous beast? I don’t even like chocolate that much.

[radiojamming]

My husband and I are both sick so we’ve created some kind of horrendous Kansas City-Norway supply pile to sustain us

[pulpfanfiction]

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[iamnotlanuk]

[dahliavandare]

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[ravenboats]

cant believe theyre trying to big boss mitch mcconnell

[dogpuppy]

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

no way

[thelastsongimwastingonyou]

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[magicratfingers]

[kaijuno]

[swarnpert]

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[littleguysdaily]