Fangirl With Procrastination Skills

The weirdest collection of fandoms and other miscellaneous things from the mind of a nerd

[rubyetc]

I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

[apriljanee5]

These are so accurate

[psych2go]

Interesting! Just thought I’d share! 

[maaarine]

instagram.com/danidonovan: ADHD webcomics

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

as an eldest daughter, i sometimes commit the grave sin of having emotions

[angel-of-smol-death-deactivated]

All your random posts are almost uncomfortably relatable

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

“conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know” had nothing to do with Elsa’s powers. it’s just the mantra of eldest daughters

[armsofstranger]

Quill: I’m Peter Quill. People call me Star Lord.

Peter: wait Peter Quill?

Quill: yeah? what?

Peter *who watched a buzzfeed unsolved about his disappearance*: oh my god.

[dungeondelvers]

Are Owlbear babies Chicks, or Cubs? Neither. They’re called Chubs.

[softspideys]

GUESS WHO IS SEEING AJR IN NOVEMBER

[ravenclawnerdfromnarnia]

yooooo same here

[cynicalolive-deactivated2021022]

Wow Dear Evan Hansen looks great

[firesuperstar]

My brother told me his concept for a movie script… So its Alvin and the Chipmunks but its set like 10 years after their fame. Alvin is having a lot of issues with being a chipmunk because of their short life span..he starts playing records slowed down to listen to what his voice would sound like if he were a human…. (Also Dave is now played by Bruce Campbell.) They’re getting old and tired of their act and they’re not doing as well as they used to. Theodore starts coughing really bad during one of their performances at a sketchy dive bar and they have to take him to the vet. The vets all like “Well, they’re chipmunks Dave. Im surprised they’ve lived this long.” Dave learns that he will inherit all of their money once they die. He basically keeps it on the DL and limits their spending so he can have max cash. Alvin finds out and he’s FURIOUS. He’s like “YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT US!! Not even Theodore…” He solemnly looks at the shoebox buried in the yard. This starts a rivalry and even though they’re still in character, they want to kill each other now. Its like home alone traps except with knives and stuff. Bruce Campbell Dave gets a harpoon gun though and Alvin starts a fire. Simon goes “ALVIN…WERE TAKING THIS TOO FAR! Im going to try to stop him!!!” He runs downstairs to talk Dave out of wanting to fight and is pinned to the wall with the harpoon..killing him instantly. Alvin screams NOOOOO!!! The fire gets bigger and eventually traps both Alvin and Dave. They settle their differences when they’re all like “So this is it…..” The house is engulfed in flames. End movie.

[phoenixcollective]

psa: if you’re learning a language on Duolingo you can use it for your resumé on Linkedin, it now gives you a certificate of fluency at different levels depending on how advanced you are in your lessons

[misfitreindeer-deactivated20160]

please signal boost this, many people don’t realize how important being multilingual can be in regards to you getting a job

[lumixercalderic-deactivated2016]

[imdope420]

i want to talk to you but im ugly

[nowhites]

math problem: *begins with “we know that..”*

me: WE dont know SHIT

[louisironson]

In honor of Bohemian Rhapsody being released in theatres, here’s a compilation of Rami Malek acting his absolute heart out in the mid-2000s sitcom that didn’t deserve him

[scattered-to-the-winds]

this character accidentally outing himself because of a gay joke is Peak Mood

[saigontimemd]

THEY KNOW

Switch your blogs while you can, folks.

[aro-ace-from-outer-space22]

Quick question, but was there ever a US president who was a legit good person?

[nuttyrabbit]

Closest ones I can think are Teddy Roosevelt (though as a person he was VERY bullheaded and stubborn), Abe Lincoln, and maybe Chester A. Arthur from what I remember of him

[foxyfandoms]

JFK was pretty decent and there’s speculation his refusal to “play the game” is part of what got him killed.

[sindri42]

The Kennedy family had a lot of fucked up shit going on in the background, but in office he was a decent guy; citizens loved him so much the whole country was crushed by his assassination. Lincoln wasn’t the saint he’s usually painted as, but he was relatively cool for a politician. Washington was solid. The real issue is of course that good people do not want to be president; anybody who wants the position values power over service, so you’ll only really find a good person in office if they didn’t want to be there.

[cartesiaalive]

tell us about grover cleveland, @dankxsinatra

[dankxsinatra]

Grover Cleveland walked the walk when it came to his beliefs AND his faith in the American people. He essentially kinkshamed the political machine that was turning the government into a ‘paternal’ figure in national disasters. Cleveland was a firm believer in the American people and abhorred the idea of the government becoming a monstrosity that the people depended on. Case in point a powerful hurricane hit the south that devastated infrastructure. Cleveland ran on a campaign that promised to stop bloating the government and he stuck by it. He publically called for donations and relief efforts from the people themselves than to have the federal government take care of it.

Essentially, he was one president that resisted the urge of setting up FEMA camps and instead put his faith in the American people. And he was right.

Americans raised over 8 times as much money privately for the damage of this hurricane than what a bill proposed in congress that he vetoed. And the response was faster than anything the government would have been able to do in the first place. By not having the citizens rely on the government they were able to rebound much faster than sitting around waiting on emergency response from the feds.

This was not long after the civil war when a major concern at the time was an expanding federal power. So at least during his term he slowed that down some.

[arizonaconservativegal]

This ^^^^^^^^^^^^ is exactly what I’ve been trying to articulate about government half-assing charity that private help could do in bigger and better ways

[moveslikekeithrichards]

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

[hotboyproblems]

Me spending any money that’s physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn’t count as spending, it’s not real. It doesn’t exist