Missing hearts

[Multimuse Fire Emblem rp blog: Under construction]

[verity-hats-emporium]

ravenhammerslumber​:

Zeke swallowed hard as he struggled to walk towards the spot he’s been meeting up with the mysterious Yuri. He has a bouquet of flowers freshly picked for him along with a box of fine chocolates he figured he might. They’ve been meeting up casually at the same spot for over a month, just talking out of sight from others per Yuri’s own request when Zekial decided to finally make a move. Asking him out on a date was probably the hardest decision he’s had to make recently—he’s not the most outspoken person he knows.

His palms are sweating and he adjust his vest so it doesn’t fit so snuggly to his chest. “You can do this, Zeke. Just ask him out for coffee or something…!”

@verity-hats-emporium

Yuri had taken an interest in the man known as Zeke, him having confronted the giant after he noticed him looking his way and trying to avoid eye contact once he had discovered the lad. However, his first hunch of Zeke being of a rival group had been wrong; he was simply too infatuated with him. Seeing an opportunity to have a bit of fun, Yuri decided to make friendly conversation with him on multiple occasions, something he was beginning to enjoy quite a bit

Today he had arrived a bit early, painting his nails as he waited for the man to show up for their normal conversations. He had no idea what Zeke was going to pull today.

[ravenhammerslumber]

Every time Zeke saw Yuri, he felt his stomach twist into knots. His eyes grew wide and sparkling as he approached, a lovesick smile laced across his face. He’s absolutely smitten---that much was obvious. Hopefully he won’t lose his nerve and simply ask but he’s already panicking by the time he arrives.

“Yuri! Ah---I got you something!” He swallows hard before offering the flowers and chocolate while watching his own feet. Poor lad is so nervous, he’s simply RADIATING anxiety. “I was...er---I was wondering if maybe we could get a coffee together? Maybe some lunch or even dinner....? It’s fine if you don’t want to! I just would really like to have more time to chat with you if you’re available---”

He’s bit his tongue at least twice trying to get that out.

[ravenhammerslumber]

Zeke swallowed hard as he struggled to walk towards the spot he’s been meeting up with the mysterious Yuri. He has a bouquet of flowers freshly picked for him along with a box of fine chocolates he figured he might. They’ve been meeting up casually at the same spot for over a month, just talking out of sight from others per Yuri’s own request when Zekial decided to finally make a move. Asking him out on a date was probably the hardest decision he’s had to make recently---he’s not the most outspoken person he knows.

His palms are sweating and he adjust his vest so it doesn’t fit so snuggly to his chest. “You can do this, Zeke. Just ask him out for coffee or something...!”

@verity-hats-emporium

[levis-de-lumine]

ravenhammerslumber​:

“Both would be grand. You can finish chopping the vegetables while watching the kids. I can finish preparing the meat your Uncle brought.” You would think he would be use to the strangeness of this family. 

She’d much rather do one or the other, but Anuke shrugs it off and nods, holding out her hands expectantly for the cutting board, vegetables, and knife. “Where are all the kids?”

[ravenhammerslumber]

“Out back playing. The older children have been watching them long enough. Thanks.” Yuri hands her what she needs before going back to preparing dinner. Bernie should be home sooner or later and relieve him of so much work.

[levis-de-lumine]

ravenhammerslumber​:

“Oh? I wasn’t aware we had a visitor.” Yuri looks up from chopping vegetables to wave at his niece. Judging by the embarrassed look on her face, this wasn’t at all what she was expecting.

“Anuke here has volunteered to help out with dinner for everyone while I call Venus to send her home.”

“Wait, what—-”

“I have the cooking curse.” She admitted, also giving her uncle a friendly reminder of the consequences should she try. “But I can cut vegetables and meat just fine.” So long as she doesn’t actually cross the threshold, it should be fine.

“Unless youd rather have me watch the kids.”

[ravenhammerslumber]

“Both would be grand. You can finish chopping the vegetables while watching the kids. I can finish preparing the meat your Uncle brought.” You would think he would be use to the strangeness of this family. 

[levis-de-lumine]

ravenhammerslumber​:

“You’ll be fine. I’ll explain everything.” He picks her up and sets her down on her feet. “While I call your Aunt, you can help Yuri with dinner. We have lots of mouths to feed, any hands could help help.”

“Yes, uncle.” At least she’d be able to pass it off as attempted charity work.

With her head hanging, Anuke made her way to the kitchen and stopped outside the threshold. She cleared her throat to get her other uncle’s attention. “Uncle Yuri.”

[ravenhammerslumber]

“Oh? I wasn’t aware we had a visitor.” Yuri looks up from chopping vegetables to wave at his niece. Judging by the embarrassed look on her face, this wasn’t at all what she was expecting.

“Anuke here has volunteered to help out with dinner for everyone while I call Venus to send her home.”

“Wait, what----”

[verity-hats-emporium]

ravenhammerslumber​:

“A bit…I just want to enjoy being like this a little longer…” He hums, gently placing a stray strand of hair out of his beloved’s face. “I’ll write home and ask him for any pointers he have for getting started. I can’t wait for you to meet him.”

“Same,” he let out another yawn, quickly drifting off to sleep, but not enough so to say in Plegian something to his partner “, Zekial… I can barely stay awake. Shall you join me in resting?”

[ravenhammerslumber]

“I will, my love.” He whispers, giving Yuri’s forehead a quick kiss before shutting his eyes. They have more than enough time to discuss the future together. For now, a quick nap could do them both wonders----

[levis-de-lumine]

ravenhammerslumber​:

levis-de-lumine​:

“Easy now, everything’s going to be fine. Your Aunt gave us a crystal ball to communicate with each other. I’ll just ask her how to send you home and you’ll be back before your Mom notices.” He’s still laughing while giving her head a playful pat.

“Please stop laughing.” She already knows she’s never going to live this down. The girl falls to her hands and knees in a dramatic display of devastation. “If mommy finds out, I’m dead.”

[ravenhammerslumber]

“You’ll be fine. I’ll explain everything.” He picks her up and sets her down on her feet. “While I call your Aunt, you can help Yuri with dinner. We have lots of mouths to feed, any hands could help help.”

[levis-de-lumine]

ravenhammerslumber​:

Yep. He thought as much.

Zeke is wheezing as he tries containing his laughter from his niece’s fuck up. He isn’t surprised. Perhaps he should send word to his sister to get Anuke back home before Linfan notices. He doubts it’ll work but it’ll at least soothe her mind where her only child is.

“Yep, you’re Linfan’s alright.”

Anuke continues to make noises of distress. “UNCLE THIS ISN’T FUNNY. I FUCKED UP. HOW DO I GET HOME??’

[ravenhammerslumber]

“Easy now, everything’s going to be fine. Your Aunt gave us a crystal ball to communicate with each other. I’ll just ask her how to send you home and you’ll be back before your Mom notices.” He’s still laughing while giving her head a playful pat.

[levis-de-lumine]

ravenhammerslumber​:

“…please tell me you also practiced how to get back.” He has a feeling she’s only come this far and the thought never crossed her mind. A move his sisters were known to make.

“… get back? Isn’t it the same as going?” Uh oh. Teacher said she was ready. So she was ready, right?

“Wait, is there a part two??” It’s occurring to her now. Her teacher said “warp” not “teleport”. Warp is for short distances. Not long - like country to country.

“FUCK!”

[ravenhammerslumber]

Yep. He thought as much.

Zeke is wheezing as he tries containing his laughter from his niece’s fuck up. He isn’t surprised. Perhaps he should send word to his sister to get Anuke back home before Linfan notices. He doubts it’ll work but it’ll at least soothe her mind where her only child is.

“Yep, you’re Linfan’s alright.”

[levis-de-lumine]

ravenhammerslumber​:

As her twin, he awaits her attack.

“Aww that’s good. I’m glad you decided to pay me a visit. It’s not often I get to come see you guys back home.” He chuckles before ruffling her hair.

“I’ve been studying teleportation magic and my teacher finally said I was ready to start warping between locations so I decided to pay you a visit!” She’s very proud of herself. “My advanced magic teacher is very proud and says I’m almost as talented as Papa!”

[ravenhammerslumber]

“...please tell me you also practiced how to get back.” He has a feeling she’s only come this far and the thought never crossed her mind. A move his sisters were known to make.

[levis-de-lumine]

ravenhammerslumber​:

“However tall you are, you’ll always be bigger than your mother!” He says this knowing damn well Linfan can sense his shit talk. He’ll be expecting her attack soon enough. “How’s been things at home? Grampy Henry not terrorizing you and your Dad, is he?”

“Grampy would never terrorize me because I’m his precious grand daughter. He tried to terrorize daddy, but mommy returned the favor and gave him a tongue-lashing to go with it.”

Linfan’s revenge shall be swift and when you least expect it, Zeke.

[ravenhammerslumber]

As her twin, he awaits her attack.

“Aww that’s good. I’m glad you decided to pay me a visit. It’s not often I get to come see you guys back home.” He chuckles before ruffling her hair.

[levis-de-lumine]

ravenhammerslumber​:

Zekial laughs before giving her a quick spin and letting her down. Needless to say, he’s happy to see her. “Look at you! You’ve grown some, Anuke!”

“Four whole inches! Soon I’ll be almost as big as daddy!” She wishes. She’s probably going to be between her mother and father’s height as is normal.

[ravenhammerslumber]

“However tall you are, you’ll always be bigger than your mother!” He says this knowing damn well Linfan can sense his shit talk. He’ll be expecting her attack soon enough. “How’s been things at home? Grampy Henry not terrorizing you and your Dad, is he?”

[levis-de-lumine]

ravenhammerslumber​:

Que the giant of a man to come scoop up his niece and give her a big bear hug!

And que the quacking noise Anuke makes in protest as she feels the very life being squeezed out of her. “Uncle Zeke, no! Have mercy!”

[ravenhammerslumber]

Zekial laughs before giving her a quick spin and letting her down. Needless to say, he’s happy to see her. “Look at you! You’ve grown some, Anuke!”

[ghostsberry]

The lettuce fam 💚🥬💚

[levis-de-lumine]

@ravenhammerslumber​

Uncle Zeeeeeke~~ You favorite (and only) niece has appeared.

[ravenhammerslumber]

Que the giant of a man to come scoop up his niece and give her a big bear hug!

[ultrafacts]

Source More Facts

[foxfairy5]

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

[bryarly]

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

[ultrafacts]

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

[prokopetz]

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

[nekoama]

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

[roguetelemetry]

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

[ninety6tears]

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

[birbyarts]

Silver eyed warriors