[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[modernbaseball]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

[json-derulo]

who up etting their ceteras

[grootficguy]

goku — or, as the french call him, geauxcoup,

[pie-bean]

[jelastronaut]

[valtsv]

in actual uncontrollable sobbing fits of laughter over my mom's "EW ORK CITY" tshirt like i don't think enough oxygen is reaching my brain rn i'm laughing so hard

[valtsv]

elf king graphic design is my passion

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[nejene]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[excalibells]

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

[crowreys-wormstache]

Já, když vím, že Jiřík ochutnal hada

ale nemůžu to dokázat

[dalsimoravskyblog]

one of us, one of us, one of us

[archivistmyrya]

Jakože... kdybych já byla převlečený panoš a král Cyperský po mně chtěl polibek, nebo bude volati...

Řekněme, že by nemusel volat.

[intergalactic-garbage]

je to five nights at freddys, ale noc na karlštejně. z toho můžeme vyvodit že jedna noc u freddyho je pouze z pětiny tak strašidelná, jako jedna noc na karlštejně

[vera-simik]

(napjaté ticho) (dobře, napjaté ticho rušené jen úvodní znělkou Noci na Karlštejně)

(na pozadí projde chlapík s kolem)

"JE TAM!! JE TAM!!! Dobrý, už to můžete vypnout"