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leakedinlondon

if fall out boy come off hiatus i’m dropping out of school and following them around the world via kayak

leakedinlondon

fangirltofangod

too beautiful not to reblog

piscespoppy

I am so proud of this person

afrothekobold

Congragulations, you basically just killed your chance to get payed anything higher then minimum wage in America, to follow a band around.

leakedinlondon

why do all americans on this website assume everyone else is american that is what i want to know

medalaleafwhisperold

The sheet says Phoenix… A city in Arizona… In… The U.S. …

leakedinlondon

and above that it says Melbourne…. A city in Victoria… In…. Australia…. because phoenix…. is…… a song

rosewileson-deactivated20171110

This still really is incredibly stupid tho

leakedinlondon

my high school diploma acceptance letter into my first preference university and I are all devastated that u think i am stupid :(((

vegasfights-blog

a hero in our own times

thelostjade

vintorez

The artist’s name is Chiara Bautista! She’s awesome and deserves the credit

fffddd09-deactivated20170610

I adore this.

kvintessenciya

There’s been some silly mistake.

kropotkindersurprise

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

kedreeva

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

thesmileoctopus-deactivated2019

Improvements from the Husbandry Side Of Tumblr.

projectormom

I realize that people make human AU Pearl young and stuff b/c it’s more relatable but please consider with me that human Pearl would be the weird ex-military neighbor who wakes up at 5 am every morning and calls the cops if the recycling truck leaves the bin in front of her mailbox and keeps to herself a lot and breaks out a leaf blower half the size of her body to sweep 6 maple seedpods of her front sidewalk. She’s got Rose’s flag hanging on one of those brackets on the porch. Every week or so her son comes over for dinner and promises the neighbor kids that his mom’s super nice if you get to know her she just likes everything just so and meanwhile she’s leaning out the screen door like “steven move the bin out of the way of the mailbox” “okay” “that’s a federal offense you know” “i know you tell me every time i’m here”

There’s 6 cars up on blocks in the backyard and every spring she trims the lilac hedges with a sword

projectormom

This post has over a thousand notes now and when I look through the tags half of them are just ‘oh my god’ and I think that says it all

best-of-memes

90% of Americans won't get this

universalequalityisinevitable

Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.

disquietingtruths

Thiiiiiiis, people, thiiiis!

soycaptainandtheworldoftomorrow

1. Kill alpha male types 2. Achieve world peace

Got it.

driftingfocus

I’ve actually read a lot of Sapolsky’s work. He’s one of my favorite scientists in the neuro/socio world.

jhameia

I just watched the documentary and there is so much more about the troop that isn’t in this photoset—not only does the troop have a culture of little aggression and greater cooperation, but any incoming jerk baboons learned within a few months that their shitty behaviour was in no way acceptable, that the troop only rewarded sociability, and they changed accordingly.