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I'm Rq, a Chicago-born Chica living in South FLA (Lvl 30) (Avi credit: @zaryae)

[machinecreature]

[2000ish]

[assthetictbh-deactivated2016010]

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

[everyday-departure-blog]

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

[clowngirlhonkers]

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

[emotional-support-puppy]

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

[iceslushii]

2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

[frogeyedape]

2025 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

2026 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my fucking privacy

[puppybeargf]

[jame7t]

Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

[demilypyro]

the FN P90

[jame7t]

oh fuck yum the FN P90

[cryptotheism]

Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crab

[benk625-blog]

Hold on, I gotta look something up.

[benk625-blog]

Yeah, this is funny.

[jame7t]

sorry did you have to google crabs

[official-crab-posts]

official crab post

[depsidase]

[pjackk]

I dont think i was ment to be loved i was created to be a pathetic gay pig to get kicked in the head by a donkey until i diee fuck this life

[ruinedchildhood]

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[kasaneteto]

im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

[kasaneteto]

i have really great news guys, despite it all

[scootsyboots]

[abortionado]

I think about this tweet constantly. Abortionable amount of weeks

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[lovelandfrogmansupporter]

Brothers what happened to fetishizing middle aged white men? Less than 300 fanfics on ao3? For bedraggled emergency care doctors that look into each others eyes with tenderness? They have two whole scenes alone together. Back in my day they wouldn’t have even had to LOOK at each other to get 1k works on the archive. Lock the fuck in. Lock the fuck in.

[lovelandfrogmansupporter]

Sorry for the confusion when I said this what I meant was that I want you to get nasty with it. Hope that helps

[khvylovy]

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

[konoko]

[insatiableghouliee]

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[ajthebumblebee]

[highpitttitsgabagool]

I'm ER Ken (and I love jugs) and I have been stealing drugs. So hey just check me in (to rehab) I'm just Ken + text posts

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]